#drunk wetting

I need a gosh dang caretaker kinda person to just pop up when I’m stupid drunk!!!..

I’m so stoic and never want help... but drunk me is like a damn messy baby!! She just wants soft loves and someone to gently tell them what they need to do/run around and pick up after careless drunk me cause I’m all over the place getting all upset... for no good reason other than I’m just being ridiculous And drunk!!!!

Like... fucking grab me as I’m running around on my carefree drunk spree being annoying and sweetly tell me what to do or direct me!!! Idk idk I’m just a sporadic mess!! 

Mainly tell me, in a subtle fashion, to go pee so I don’t have a dumb accident cause I’ll be dumb and not go pee before bed just cause I’m being too stubborn and upset to go or just forgot!!!! Ahh idk someone just be my brain and watch over me while I’m drunk!! A

Gahhhhhh I’m no good at this............

Just searching random things and found this... (idk if you a loser like me that likes to read about pee stuffs lol) this girl sounds like me lol...

I swear if this was a check board I’d mark all these off ...... no wounder I’m so bad at holding when drunk (/-//~//-/)”

Act. Natural.

Anyway, everyone absolutely motices because his shoes are dripping liquid, teh fabric of his pants is glistening, AND he reeks of piss.

Even better if he's so drunk that he think's he's really slick and getting away with it, so when he has to piss later that evening, he judt pees in his pants again, in the middle of a conversation.