"Why do horses have low divorce rates? They have stable relationships."
"I love that for them."

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"Why do horses have low divorce rates? They have stable relationships."
"I love that for them."

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Pineapple on pizza is…? XD
"Fucking amazing. Fight me."
Sadie: *peaks around corner at the mention of cats*
"It's cool. Come pet her."
seesbetterfromadistance
"Aww Sterling no"
“Fucking... Fight me.”
Chen was out of town visiting her mom so Sterling had a random night to go out and not have to worry about what time he stumbled in. Perfect opportunity for drinks, right? Right?Â
Right.Â
“Sparks! Sparks sparks spakrs sparks SPARKLES, come here.Â
“Can I call you sparkles? I’m gonna do it anyway. Hey hey, ok Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!“
“He’s been practicing his dad jokes since he got here. Please, please take him home.” Joey the Bartender yelled over to Eira.
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Sterling hadn’t been drunk since the karaoke night when he had sang Ain’t No Sunshine. A few people caught how difficult it had been. Not many. Now that he was sitting there staring up at the empty stage he was wondering how he had gotten through it.Â
It felt impossible.Â
No. shit. Stop.Â
Sterling rubbed his face with both hands and curled his hands around his drink again. After a moment he patted his pockets for his keys and Joey shot him a look and held them up to show him he had them and Sterling couldn’t have them.Â
“TouchĂ©.”Â
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omg are u having a cheese baby then?
Someone asked me what cointreau is and I was like fuck I don't know
OTS IN FICKING FRENCH
Also I am trickled that at the bottom it says "angers France"
What did it do to anger France?