#drunk nations

America gets drunk at a bar, and pulls a drama queen routine where he’s all like ‘NOBODY LOVES ME!!1!’ Russia is also there, and drunk, and he movies on over and kind of awkwardly admits that no one loves him either. They end up having an impromptu drunk therapy session and wake up in a pile of scarves and self-help books.

Canada gets drunk and wakes up with somebody else’s blood on his fists drunk nations

England: has been waking up in the same ditch with a turkey leg since 1685 

France: accidentally starts a revolution and wakes up in prison 

Germany: wakes up in fishnet stockings and handcuffed to a potato with a silly face drawn on it 

Prussia: ALWAYS grabs the nearest person and decides to put them through drunk military training and wakes up in uniform with a traumatized human/nation huddled in the corner 

Japan: wakes up a pimp 

China: wakes up in one of his sibling’s houses, covered in glitter

Veneziano Italy: gets arrested for stealing tomatoes, but cannot find the tomatoes he stole 

Romano Italy: burned down the sausage factory 

Belarus: gets a tattoo that reads ‘make money get bitches’