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Prompt: A scream

“I miss Keith,” Matt slurred. He’d lost count after his fifth drink that night, so he was maybe just a tiny bit wasted.

“I know Matt, you’ve said that like fifty bazillion times already.” Pidge was not amused.

Matt sighed dramatically.

“You don’t understand, baby sister, he’s been gone for so long. I miss having him in bed with me.”

“Here we go…” muttered Pidge.

“I stroke his hair until we fall asleep, and he’s so warm. The bed feels so cold without him.”

Pidge groaned.

“He’s so fucking cute I can’t handle it, Pidge! He cuddles up to me and it’s adorable, okay!”

“You’re such a loser, he’s only been gone for like two days.”

“Two days that have felt like an eternity!”

“You’re telling me…”

“I miss watching him tie his hair back in the morning to wash his face and brush his teeth. I bought him a sparky red scrunchie with a huge bow as a joke and he fucking uses it and he looks so beautiful I could cry!”

Pidge groaned again. “I don’t want to hear about your love for Keith.”

“The red looks so good against his hair, you know? Also, he makes me coffee every morning, Pidge. Keith doesn’t even drink coffee, but he makes me coffee and it’s so good….”

“Should have just thrown you into an uber…” Pidge was muttering.

“Keith has the best laugh,” Matt sighed. “I miss hearing his laugh. I love making him laugh.”

Pidge rolled her eyes. “I know, you’re such a show off when he’s around.”

“He’s so fit,” Matt groaned, “-and sweet. And kind. And lovely.  I have to be witty and funny, that’s what I bring to the relationship!”

“Okay, we’re here so you can get out of my car now,” declared Pidge, leaning over to undo his seatbelt. It was a bit of a shock for Matt to look over and see that they were indeed parked in front of where he lived.

“Thank you for bringing me home, Pidgey,” said Matt, feeling for the door handle. He was having trouble finding it…

“Oof—” the door seemed to give, and then all at once Matt found himself falling out of the car and onto the ground.

“Pidge? What’s going on?”

Matt gasped. That was—

“Keith!” he cried delightedly, stumbling back to his feet. He had to lean heavily on the car because the ground seemed to be roiling in an attempt to trip him up.

“Darling! You’re here!” he shouted. Keith was standing on the steps, haloed by the porch light. He looked angelic.  

“Huh, thought you weren’t getting back till tomorrow,” remarked Pidge.

“Yeah, we wrapped up early—”

“Keith! Keith!” Matt shouted. It felt imperative that he have Keith’s attention on him.

“Oh my god, he’s so drunk.”

“Keith, I love you!” Matt screamed.

To Matt, it felt like he blinked, and then Keith was right in front of him, looking at him with those beautiful big eyes, gaze soft.

“Matt, shh, you can’t yell. It’s late—”

“But I love you so much,” gushed Matt, spilling himself into Keith’s strong arms. “And I missed you!” He pressed a very sloppy kiss to Keith’s cheek.

A second later, it felt like the roiling of the ground had migrated up into his belly.

“Ithinkm’gonnabesick,” he mumbled very quickly, clamping a hand over his mouth.

Chapters: 216/? Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Allura/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Allura (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron) Additional Tags: Friendship/Love, Romantic Friendship, Romance, Family Feels, Polyamorous Character, LGBTQ Themes, LGBTQ Character of Color, Asexual Character, Gay Keith (Voltron), Gay Shiro (Voltron), Pansexual Hunk (Voltron), Bisexual Male Character, Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Asexual Pidge | Katie Holt, Pansexual Allura (Voltron), Canon LGBTQ Male Character, Space Dad Shiro (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron) Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Lance (Voltron) Angst, Pining Keith (Voltron), Pining Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron) Angst, Keith (Voltron) is Bad at Feelings, Korean Keith (Voltron), Socially Awkward Keith (Voltron), Orphan Keith (Voltron), Cuban Lance (Voltron), Dancing Lessons, Drunk Dancing, Drunkenness, Drunken Confessions, Drunken Shenanigans, Drunken Flirting, mlm sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Rimming Series: Part 1 of Shore Leave Summary:

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