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Popo officer cuffing Jason: sir you are under arrest for illegally carrying firearms.
*Jason drunk as fuck, dancing and screaming Bad by MJ at the top of his lungs: I'm bad, I'm bad, oh c'mon you know it, I'm bad, I'm bad!!!!
Bruce as batman on a rooftop watching his son get shoved into the cop car: Hrrnnn
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Wally: You have Roy too. And his weird boyfriend
Dick: Jason
Wally: Jason's weird
Dick: Yeah, Jason is weird
*cue Jason drunk singing down the hall*
Dick & Jason: Popping
Requested by an anon that wanted Jason harassing Dick about his relationship with Babs
Jason getting arrested
Police officer: *in deep officer voice* sir, your under arrest for carrying concealed weapons and being intoxicated underage
Jason: *in hand-cuffs, singing Bad by Michael Jackson at the top of his lungs and dancing like a drunk tard as the officers drag him to the copcar* BECAUSE I'M BAD, I'M BAD COME ON YOU KNOW I'M BAD, I'M BAD I'M BAD COME ON YOU KNOW I'M BAD!!!!!
The Cheeto Talk
Dick: Please take all these Cheetos home with you
Drunk Jason: (crying) I can't! Sober Me doesn't like Cheetos!
Dick: Okay, bedtime
Drunk Jason: But I haven't finished my Cheetos!
Dick: I'm sure Sober Jason will thank you for that
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Salim: knock knock
Drunk Jason: door'z alwayz open feryou
Salim: No, Jason. I have a joke that i need your help with. Let's try again. Knock knock
Drunk jason: whozzder
Salim: Yo, da lady
Drunk Jason: Yodaladywho?
Salim: *laughs*
Drunk Jason: YODALADYWHO? WHO'Z THIS LADY SALIM??
3 am at Bar's closing
Nick: Alright bud, let's get goin'
Jason, drunk as a skunk: No! I ain't goin' n'where 'nless iss 'ome wif 'im *points to Salim*
Salim, smiling: I am flattered Jason, but I still have work to do. You two be careful out there and get home safe, you're barely standing straight.
Jason: It's cuz I'm standin' gay.. Fer yoooouuuuu
Drunk! Drunk Jason who is hitting on Dick and asks if he has a boyfriend. Dick replies he's taken and Jason starts bawling cause he totally forgot they were together.
This is priceless OMG *o*
Dick would think that Jason has never looked moreadorable, all flushed and pouty and muttering something about always having badluck and how can the jerk that is supposed to be dating this beautiful, beautifulman leave him alone? If he were dating this hottie he would never, ever, everwaste a chance to go together to a bar and have some drinks! And this hottielooks like he can dance, heĀ“d want to date someone who can dance. He canĀ“tdance but for someone like Dick heĀ“d totally try and even learn. HeĀ“d like tosee those hips swaying, heĀ“d love to dance with this man, he would totallyā¦
āAll right, Jason, youĀ“re too adorable, I canĀ“t dothis anymore,ā Dick would say laughing, and heĀ“d end up sitting on JasonĀ“s lap,wrapping his arms around JasonĀ“s neck and kissing his mumbles away.
āI want to dance with you.ā
āBut I thought you were takenā¦ā
āI am. By you.ā
āā¦ ThatĀ“s not true.ā
āYes it is, youĀ“re just too drunk to remember thatright now. Now letĀ“s get going, Jay, I really want to dance.ā
