I find it absolutely hilarious that Splinter has no qualms about getting completely zooted in order to teach his sons a lesson. Drunk Splinter will never not be funny to me.
Drunk fighting is a real thing, and it's quite funny. I had a sensei who did it once for fun. He said it was a weird experience XD.
Like, what the heck was in that? He got drunk like, immediately. Plus, if you listen, the glugging sound that his bottle thingie made was like, a lot of glugs. That thing held a lot of liquid, and he just CHUGGED it! He's gonna be drunk all day XD.
Also, dang Splinter! He woke up, and chose violence! First off, he humiliated his sons, mocked them, and even spat all over Leo's face. Then proceeded to call them all stupid XD.
Splinter on a regular day. "Raphael, you have anger, so use that to your advantage. Donatello, you're very smart, so get creative. Casey, you work hard like you always do."
Drunk Splinter "*Raph, you are angry and stupid.Donnie, you are smart, and that makes you stupid. Casey is just stupid. Like, really stupid. You're all idiots, except for April. She's perfect 💅✨”
