#naruto texts

texts with your bsf ★ naruto u, sasuke u, shikamaru n.

synopsis. you text your best friend's — uzumaki naruto, uchiha sasuke, nara shikamaru (separately). you might see him as “just a friend”, but they certainly don't.

content. f!reader, crack, fluff, mild explicit language, sasuke refers to reader as “woman”, shikamaru refers to reader as “angel”, reader is kinda dumb in sasuke’s?, roommate!shikamaru, shikamaru was PLOTTING, mentions of kiba — my other man .

author's note. hiya! this is also a repost, that i upgraded bc i lowkey hated the original one ❕so, if this post looks familiar to you, that is why! anyways, i’m in love with this version and with these men. NGL, i’m a whore for a ton of the men in naruto, i don’t think i could choose a top 5 because i’m so indecisive :/ . sorry for any spelling errors, i’ve reread this a dozen times, i’m just blind.

uzumaki naruto.

uchiha sasuke.

nara shikamaru.

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✧˚ Scenario: A glimpe of how Naruto men will react when you did the “I want a baby” prank on them.

✧˚ Characters: Kakashi, Itachi, Shisui, Obito, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Genma (a little surprise for @aishiterumajima)

✧˚ Content warning: Fluff. Suggestive. Insecurities. Modern AU setting

A/N: Me & @cuddlymaus 🫶🏽 decided to warm your heart a little bit. I might write the aftermaths😇 Also, in the conversation with Shisui, the nickname and the time are intentional as a small reference from @cuddlymaus work. :)

MDNI ... YOUR FAV + CHUBBY READER ♡

GOJO SATORU, Yuji Itadori, INO TAKUMA, TOGE INUMAKI.

ROCK LEE, Madara Uchiha, DEIDARA, Sasori, NARUTO, KAKASHI HATAKE.

BOKUTO KOTARO, Atsumu Miya, OSAMU MIYA, Kuroo Tetsuro, TSUKISHIMA KEI, TENDO SATORI.

SOSHIRO HOSHINA, Reno Ishikawa, HIBIN9 KAFKA, IHARU FURUHASHI.

No warnings…

I had to im sorry😩

Shikamaru||Naruto||Sasuke||Shino

THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH HEADCANONS ABOUT OUR PUPPET HUSBAND.

Relationship Headcanons for Sasori:

First of all, he’s super protective. Not necessarily clingy or jealous, but Sasori is not so lax or aloof to let people treat you however you like. To him, you are royalty, and he will make sure the other members treat you as such.

With that being said, while he feels that way internally, he’s not so good at showing those things externally. Part of the reason he created his eternal body was to limit the things he felt; emotions made one weak. He needs an S/O that doesn’t rely on sweet nothings or physicality as a love language. because he doesn’t know how to give someone that.

On a similar note, Sasori doesn’t know how to say “I love you.” It’s almost like in a cartoon, where the character can say anything but. He tries to say it through his actions: bringing his S/O something to eat, tucking them in after they’ve fallen asleep; little things.

He loves watching his S/O sleep. It’s not that he can’t - he can doze - but he never feels the physical need for eight hours anymore. Watching them sleep is super calming to him, and with a partner like Deidara, he needs calm.