I’m drunk and accidentally told the taxi driver my old address and you’re my former neighbor that recognizes me and takes pity on me by allowing me to crash on your couch til I sober up
You butt-dialed me and I overheard the drunken conversation you had with your friend about your massive crush on me and now I don’t know how to act around youÂ
You were drunk and proposed to me but I’m not sure how to bring it up now that you’re sober because I totally would have said yesÂ
It’s karaoke night and we don’t know each other but we’re both really drunk and we want to sing the same song so instead of fighting over it we may as well make it a duetÂ
We are at a party playing drunken Twister and this is position is leading to some *awkward* moments
We decided to try one of those “drunk cooking” challenges and you burned yourself but somehow your food is still more edible than mine
 We got into a really big fight and you went home and got drunk - now your roommate is calling me to come over and take care of you, which I do even though I’m still mad at you
We live in the same apartment building and you got drunk and mixed our doors up so you woke me up at two in the morning cause you were banging on my door and trying to fumble your keys in and I thought you were trying to break in
You and your friend were celebrating a recent promotion and got really drunk. I live in the apt next door and when you smelled the food I was making the two of you invited yourselves over for dinner/dessert
I was really drunk and saw you sitting on a park bench crying so I picked some flowers from a nearby bush and gave them to you to cheer you up then listened to you vent about your problems
You’re a regular at the coffee shop I work at and drunk dialed us asking if we deliver - we don’t but you’re cute and a great tipper so I brought you a coffee anyway
I was sitting on my porch/balcony/fire escape to escape my loud roommate(s) and you were walking home drunk and stopped to quote Shakespeare at me
I thought I was calling my friend for a ride home, but I called you, my classmate that I was partnered with for a report/presentation, you actually came but I’m so drunk I can’t remember where I live so you take me back to your place
Prompts submitted by @random-klainer0100 (thank you, these are wonderful!)
