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I haven’t drank properly (and my that I mean drank until I either threw up or blacked out) in almost a month.
End my life rn I’ve got fomo from my friends getting pissed and I just have to sit at home with no money and no alcohol it’s horrible
God I need a drink.
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“slurred words”- he’s never met any of them but ✨imagine✨ him meeting Dustine
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk-ACCEPTING!
"He was so fuckin' tall! Like, I NEVER see dudes eye to eye, but he was right there. And he has the bluest eyes and he was built as fuck. All muscles for real. Don't laugh at me, you fucking asshole! Ugh, he was way too hot, fuckin' not fair at all." Conrad will then slump over, his face pressed against the wood of the table as he lets out a pathetic little groan.
"He could've thrown me across the bar and I would've said thank you- there's somethin' wrong with me, man."
Forgot we had tasks to do and got us a little bit drunk... Oops! ;3
object containing alcohol by default. like with other liquid-filled objects (oj, barf bag, etc) their mental state is affected by what substance is currently being contained. the designated silly dumb wacky character. however, once the beverage is replaced with something non-alcoholic, they're not nearly as silly, just having so much sense knocked into 'em at once. but considering the fact they've been fermented all their life and this is their first time feeling better, it's not gonna just be as simple as sobering up and getting down to business. idk what the issues would be precisely, but, likely struggles to adjust or what have you... shruggg
A low hiccups slips his lips as he leans against a stranger's shoulder. A giggle, something he never done also find their voice. His cheeks are red, drunk and dazed from one strong drink.
"Hey... you're a nice pillow... just stay like that a minute, ok??" Voice barely above a whisper.
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I JUST GOT A DRUNK ANON?? HELLO??
this wasn't on my bingo list im CACKLING
RAHHHHH
rant this is a rant. like a big one
welcome to today's episode of dumbasses on the road
Were just driving, my dad suddenly shouts 'Holy shit' so I look up to see a van flying. Actively flying in front of us and just going to the side of the road as hit swirls on the dirt.
My dad obviously stopped and got out of the car to check on him. He was very drunk, as you would guess, and his front of the car was trashed, but he was alive and safe and conscious
And my dad asked if he was diabetic, and you wanna know his responce? 'Nah, but my cars tire is broken'
.......REALLY I WOULD'VE NEVER GUESSED
Anyways hes safe and my family's safe, and nothing is damaged
But like it literally looked like a scene from an action movie lmao
