#drunk android

I mean, just imagine if androids would get drunk after overdrink of thirium (over more than they need to function).

Android before 1 bottle of thirium: I need some refueling. *weak*

Android after 1 bottle of thirium: I feel burst of energy. *energetic*

Android after 2 bottles of thirium: I feel like I haven't drank yet, my body is heavy. *weak*

Android after 3 bottles of thirium: 0wf ma-a-an I fee1 not s0 goo-od. *about to shutdown*

Android after ?? bottles of thirium: / ha-avEn 98er fe/t so go-o0d bee4e! *energetic*

one (?) day later

Android, lying on the operating table: Oww, whutu fugh...

Human: You had signs of deviation so we'll scrutinize your biocomponents.

Android: Wait what!? No, nO- *turned off*

meanwhile in Detroit

News: ...psycho android have been caught by the new, more advanced, and equipped with latest technology deviant hunter...

Connor, watching news: It should have be me!