Title: Friday Night Drunks 🍻 

Author: piecrust ( @sincerelystranger )

Universe: Modern AU / College AU

Status: Complete

Length: Middle (3+K)

Rating: General

Summary:

Wei Wuxian and Nie Mingjue get drunk and the Lan brothers go out of their mind.

Recommended by: @shamelesswngxian

Comments:

“Don’t like Nie Mingjue more than me,” Wangji whispers, trying to evade Wei Ying’s subconscious. “Wei Ying loves Lan Zhan the most. Wei Ying loves Lan Zhan the most.”

“Wei Ying loves Lan Zhan the most,” Wei Ying repeats sleepily back at him, curling into Lan Zhan’s chest.

...

Lan Zhan must decide that Wei Wuxian has averted his gaze away from him for too long because he physically forces Wei Wuxian’s face into his chest.

“You are not qualified to look at Wei Ying,” Wei Wuxian hears Lan Zhan say.

There’s a beat of silence where Wei Wuxian thinks Nie Mingjue might be weighing the pros and cons of smashing Lan Zhan’s head between his biceps.

“Next time, only Xichen drinks,” Nie Mingjue says finally.

Or, the one time the Lan bros got drunk on vinegar and the other time on Emperor’s smile.