Jul 21, 2016
Band camp was fun until I got blisters on my thumbs
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Band camp was fun until I got blisters on my thumbs
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Why is the stereotype that people on drumline like to break things?
Like has anyone actually seen the drumline in action? Yeah we get a strong sense of unbreakable pride if we bust a head or rimshot a stick right in half but anyone reeeally dedicated to drumline will see you touching a marimba and screech "GET YOUR DIRTY FINGERS OFF MY PRECIOUS BABY" and we only let horn line play with the cymbals because those aren't easy to break. We actually care about our stuff guys .-. If it's not easily replaceable (see: drum head, sticks, other members) we will tell you it costs more than your soul and you should not touch it. Ever. Or we will kill you. Violently.
Best friend: I've had this binder since 1975
Me: Bitch how??
Her: I had it in utero
*flashback*
Doctor: It's healthy baby--bitch what??
Best friends mom: What??
Doctor: Bitch why you got a binder in here?
Her: Tf?
Doctor: Why tf it got music in it??
Baby best friend: Rat-a-tat bitches
Things I Have Only Ever Heard In Marching Band
"shit. i forgot my pants."
"you need to tongue that harder."
"you're still off. pull out a little bit."
"you do a rimshot one more time and i sWEAR TO GOD..."
"if their flags ever rotate at the same time, it's definitely on accident."
"nah, we didn't get to battle them. ("why?") director thought it would end in a fist fight."
"eighteen people in this drumline, and not ONE of you assfaces remembered to grab the cymbals?! unbelievable."
"he says 'back to one' again, and i'm shoving those claves up his ass."
"i think the polish fumes got me high."
"twenty bucks says that stand dumps his music all over the floor."
"dude! don't tell him, but there's definitely a part in the field show where we form a giant dick for at least a second."
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I am sunburnt as hell. My legs and back hurt. And I feel gross.
The tinglies are going back in my legs, I fear this sensation will never leave my body as long as I leave