#druck transscript

Carlos: Checkmate!

Abdi: What checkmate?

Carlos: Yes, dude, go get it.

Carlos: Hey bro!

Abdi: There he is!

Jonas: Na.

Carlos: How was it dude, how was it?

Jonas: Just let him arrive first.... Arrived. How was it?

Matteo: Yes, it was... yes.

Jonas: New?

Matteo: Yes new!

Carlos: How new?

Matteo: Well, new.

Carlos: Amzing dude, I'm happy for you!

Abdi: It's probably more chilled between boys, isn't it? ... I've heard.

Carlos: It doesn't make a difference with you because you're never chilled.

Abdi: What do you want now from me?

Carlos: Massaging you a bit, making you feel laid-back so I can fuck you away at ping-pong.

...

Jonas: Really everything ok?

Matteo: Technically yes.

Jonas: Technically?

Matteo: I'll tell you later.

Carlos: Luigi!

Abdi: Luigi!

Jonas: Let's go.

Matteo: You didn't even hit the table.

Carlos: Hey sweetie.

Kiki: Hey boys.

Sam: Hi!

Kiki: You comming? We wanted to go to Hanna and we still have to do some shopping.

Jonas: What, wait, Carlos and the girls?

Kiki: Well, you're gonna survive that.

Jonas: I understand, ok.

Sam: Are you good? (she means ping-pong)

Abdi: Sure!

Jonas: What are you gonna do? Dance into may?

Sam: Yes, walpurgis. Bonfire with the girls.

Jonas: We're going to the Kreutzer and the protest tomorrow! If you're interested.

Sam: Nice! Bye!

Jonas: Ciau... Dude look at this smile!

Abdi: Let's hit it.

Matteo: One word and he's like " hahaha"!

Abdi: Shut up dude.

Matteo: Like a five-year-old.

Jonas: Nothing happened and he's like haaaaaaa.

Abdi: Dude, you can't put me in a bad mood now! Let's go, come on.

Hans: Matteo, is that you?

Matteo: Yes.

Hans: In your room!

Matteo: What are you doing there?

Hans: I've been productive and prepared a few things.

Matteo: Okay and what?

Hans: Well, for our Q&A!

Matteo: Ah.

Hans: Sit down. Where do I start? Well, you can't imagine how great it would have been for me to have somebody I can talk to about my problems.

Matteo: Well...

Hans: Ok, I know it's quite hard for you to talk about that. I felt the same. That's why we are keeping it short. Lubricant is the key to happiness.

Matteo: Hans, that's really, really kind but I honestly wanted to talk about something else.

Hans: Okay.

Matteo: It's about David.

Hans: Yeah?

Matteo: Well, last time he was here he told me he was trans.

Hans: Oh, wow. Oh wow. Actually you were not allowed to tell me.

Matteo: Why?

Hans: He told you in private. And only he can decide who will know. Don't worry. I'll keep it to myself. Hey!

Matteo: Thanks.

Hans: Is he taking hormones?

Matteo: Don't know. I think so.

Hans: I really don't have a lot of knowledge in that area but I think that's quite a hard treatment.

Matteo: But, if I'm gay and he is trans. What am I then? I mean he used to be a girl and I'm into boys... does that even work?

Hans: What do you like about him?

Matteo: What do you mean?

Hans: Quite easy: what do you like about him?

Matteo: Well, I love his smile. It's... I mean when I am with him, I don't know, I feel understood. It's just beautiful with him.

Hans: Et voila!

Matteo: What?

Hans: That's the thing that counts! Everything else is minor matter.

Matteo: Just made a relaxed one. And you?

Carlos: Didn't you check out Kiki's story? I spent two hours sleeping in a salt cave.

Abdi: You're only talking.

Carlos: No dude, that's some other shit. That's a whole new level of a relationship.

Jonas: And then you are going to a thermal spring? You aren't pensioners!

Carlos: Two things. Spa and wellnes.

Abdi: Dude, while you spent your time in a salt cave, Jonas and I secured a few chicks. Aylin was her name. And yours had some kind of parent name...Doris?

Jonas: Dagmar.

Abdi: Dude, who calls their daughter Dagmar? Did something happen with you and Dagmar?

Jonas: No, I didn't really feel it. However, it doesn't have to.

Abdi: My theme!

Carlos: Well, now, seriously, if you two are stressed or something, a thermal spring might be the perfect thing for you. Four hours of sauna and whale-singing. That was the best. I can only recommend it!

Matteo: I need some music!

(Abdi: What... whale-singing?! How old are you?)

Jonas: Dude, how are you feeling right now?

Matteo: Why?

Abdi: Dude you're not talking at all.

Matteo: How am I supposed to feel?

Jonas: I don't know. Not very well?

Matteo: No, it's just that everything is a bit stressfull right now. School and my mom. You've taken your exams as well, how did German go for you?

Abdi: Dude, if you want to talk about Sara, we are there for you.

Matteo: Why should I want to talk about her?

Jonas: Didn't you see it on Insta? Sara posted about you being a real asshole. You are not together anymore, are you?

Abdi: What a bummer. I thought you two really matched.

Carlos: Not really.

Abdi: Not really?

Carlos: Dude, the vibes weren't that matching. Didn't you realize?

Abdi: What vibes?

Jonas: Boys! BOYS! Dude, how are you feeling with that?

Matteo: Uh, what did she write?

Jonas: You are not telling us anything about what's happening with you right now!

Matteo: I don't have to, do I?

Jonas: I think you do! I mean I'm your best friend and you can trust the other boys, too.

Matteo: Everything you ever wanted to know was whether I slept with her.

Jonas: Dude, that's not true!

Matteo: Yes it is. "Have you cathetered her already?" As if you were some horny dogs.

Carlos: Dude, how are you talking to us?!

Jonas: Really, I mean we are coming here and want to make you feel better because you are looking wasted the entire day.

Matteo: Well, you thought wrong!

Jonas: Dude, as if this is only because of Sara that you are in this shitty mood.

Matteo: No, my only problem is that my best friends don't have anything in their minds besides tits!

Abdi: Come on, chill out a bit!

Matteo: No, piss off!

Abdi: Really?

Matteo: Piss off!

Carlos: Are you serious right now?

Matteo: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW! PISS OFF!

Letter from Hanna: Happy Easter! If you need anything, just tell me! Hanna

Message to Hanna (not sent): just found your easter bunny.

Message from Mum: Will I see you in church today?

Message to Mum: I have to learn.

....

Matteo: Hey!

Hans: It's fine. You don't have to apologize.

Matteo: I didn't want to apologize.

Hans: Ah?

Matteo: I need some advice.

Hans: You need advice? Like a hint?

Matteo: Yes.

Hans: You want advice from me? De moi?

Matteo: Boah Hans!

Hans: So you trust me? You look up to me in a way.

Matteo: Is it enough now?

Hans: If you call me gay guru!

Matteo: What?

Hans: Yes, you understood that! Go on. Say it!

Matteo: Okay, if that's what makes you happy: you are my guru.

Hans: Nice. Then come on.

Matteo: Where?

Hans: We're going for a walk.

Matteo: And the roast?

Hans: That has to roast in hell for four hours.

Matteo: Okay.

.....

Hans: So...

Matteo: I've told you about David.

Hans: Yes.

Matteo: We had this thing. We made out the entire night, I broke up with Sara. And then he texted me that he did not want to be with me. I just can't believe it.

Hans: Is David gay?

Matteo: I guess.

Hans: Ah, I know that same old story. David probably is not out of the closet and he got afraid.

Matteo: And what should I do now?

Hans: You can't force him to be himself. He has to do that on his own. Should I be honest?

Matteo: Maybe.

Hans: Give him some time. Or forget him.

Matteo: What are you doing there?

Hans: What does it look like?

Matteo: Jacking off.

Hans: Funny. I pray.

Matteo: Why?

Hans: Just because. I also lke the silence in here. Too uncool for you?

Matteo: It's fine. I sang in a church choir once.

Hans: Really?

Matteo: My mother was really proud. Sadly she acts really crazy right now. I really don't know hot to tell her everything.

Hans: You can light a candle for her. You know sometimes parents can be surprising. My mother for example. She started watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

Matteo: Mine started taking antidepressants.

Hans: At least!

Jonas: Na, everything alright?

Matteo: Yes, how about you?

Jonas: Yo.

Matteo: Wanna eat something?

Jonas: Uh, yes.

Matteo: Come on, I'm paying.

...

Matteo: Should we sit down somewhere?

Jonas: Uh, yes, we can do that.

...

Jonas: You may have noticed that I needed to get out of the "weed-moor".

Matteo: You had fun, didn't you?

Jonas: You mean with the girls? Sure, but you know... it's quite fune but do you know how good it feels to go swimming in the mornings for half an hour? There I'm really myself and I get my strength.

Matteo: You sound just like Kiki.

Jonas: Well, maybe she's just right. I mean honestly it's a great feeling when you are truly awake. And with the girls that just happened when I stopped smoking weed. And suddenly I really enjoyed having people around me.

Matteo: I wanted to tell you something.

Jonas: Yes?

Matteo: I've been quite fucked up lately. When I didn't contact you or when I was just pissed. That wasn't because of Sara or something. It was because of somebody else I really like. Like really, truly like.

Jonas: Who?

Matteo: Take a guess!

Jonas: Dude, I hate guessing.

Matteo: Try!

Jonas: Maybe Leonie?

Matteo: As if!

Jonas: Dude, I have no clue.

Matteo: No, not Leonie. I can give you a hint. It's not a girl.

Jonas: It's not me, is it?

Matteo: No! No, dude.

Jonas: What should I say, as if I'm that ugly. Is it that guy from PE? The one with the beanie?

Matteo: Yes, David.

Jonas: David. Yes, he really looks handsome. What is that thing between you two?

Matteo: I have no idea. Sometimes it's really nice and perfect and then suddenly I'm confused and I don't know what to do. When we met up the first time it was really beautiful, that easy. We really got along. And suddenly he was gone.

Jonas: What do you mean gone?

Matteo: Gone! He took off.

Jonas: Seriously? Dude, give me his address, I'll sort that out. Dude, we're gonna deal with that. David.

Abdi: And you really slept with her? And she really has an article on wikipedia? Sick! Dude how was it?

Jonas: It was nice but it can't compete with relationship-fucks. Everything alright? Is it from David?

Carlos: What are you doing there?

Matteo: It's from David.

Carlos: Wow, he's really good at drawing.

Abdi: It's not about that.

Carlos: I can still say that.

Abdi: What is going on between you two?

Matteo: No idea. We were really close and suddenly he didn't want to see me anymore.

Carlos: Hot and cold- like? I know that from Kiki.

Abdi: Maybe he just wants to fuck you?

Carlos: Dude!

Jonas: I just have the feeling that he is playing with you. He's just keeping you warm.

Matteo: What do you mean?

Jonas: Don't know. I think you should tell him straight up whats up!

Mia: WG-Drinking?

Carlos: WG Coffe-Drinking.

Hanna: Can I grab a beer?

Jonas: Here.

Hanna: I can do that myself.

Mia: See you later.

Jonas: See, communicating clearly, then everything is fine. So, dude, you have to tell David whats up! He shouldn't send you any drawings, he should tell you what he wants from you! And otherwise he should leave you alone.

Carlos: Yeah, dude.

Abdi: Isn't that bit harsh?

Jonas: Why? It is really clear. Do you remember the girl I was making out with? She wanted to talk to me and then everything was clear in the end.

Carlos: Ah, that talk.

Jonas: Yes, you take it seriously and decide. I mean you don't want him to come around just so that he can dump you again five minutes later. You want clarity, don't you?

Matteo: yeah, you're right. It's just fucked up because I don't know what to text him.

Jonas: He should tell you what he wants from you.

Abdi: Maybe you should just say what you want as a statement.

Matteo: Yeah, makes sense, yes.

Abdi: Are you texting him now?

Matteo: Yes.

Carlos: When I argue with Kiki I always listen to Miley Cyrus.

Matteo: And I thought I was the gay one here.

Message to David: Stop sending me drawings, if you don't want to be with me.

Abdi: Sent it?

Matteo: Yea.

Jonas: Nice dude. Cheers.

Abdi: Correct, really! ... Is that him?

Matteo: Just my mum.

Jonas: It's unimportant. You took the first step, that's what counts.

Abdi: Bro, if I was you, I'd really feel bad.

Jonas: Dude!

Matteo: Thanks.

...

Matteo: Ew, you just by the cheapest stuff!

Abdi: Dude, pure?

Carlos: My throat is on fire.

Jonas: Look at your face dude.

Carlos: Look at your mom!... Dude, do you have something to eat?

Matteo: Nope.

Jonas: Let's just order Pizaa.

Abdi: Yees, with lots of Hollondaise!

Carlos: Are you dumb? Since when does Hollondaise belong on a pizza?

Abdi: Its just amazing. It can go on anything.

Carlos: Jonas, tell the asshole that Hollondaise just belongs on asparagus and not on pizza.

Jonas: No, I think that's great!... Do you want something, too?

Matteo: I'll take a pizza margerita with extra tzatziki!

Abdi: And that's not gross?

Matteo: Dude, shut up! You're the one who puts Hollondaise souce on pizza.

Abdi: It's great!

Matteo: No, that's like putting a milkshake on fries!

Abdi: That's great as well!

Jonas: Pizza is ordered, souce hollondaise, tzatziki, everything.

Abdi: Nice!

Jonas: Should arrive soon!

Carlos: That was fast.

Matteo: Hello.

...

Matteo: That's David!

Jonas: What?

Abdi: How?

Carlos: The David?

Matteo: Yes, he's here. You have to go.

Carlos: Let's go!

Abdi: What about the pizza?

Matteo: I'll take care.

Jonas: Go, go, go, go, go!

Abdi: Are you gonna have sex now?

Jonas: Come with us please.

Mia: How?

Matteo: Fast, just go!

Hanna: We just need our jackets.

Mia: What why?

Hanna: Don't know. Matteo what's going on?

Matteo: It's okay, it's okay. Later.

...

Matteo: Hi.

Hanna: Ey, I've been ringing the entire time. Can you let me in?

Matteo: Yes.

Hanna: Hey.

Matteo: Mia is not here.

Hanna: She's at Alex's right now. But she said I could come here and wait for here. She said you would definitely be home. Long time, no see.

Matteo: Yes. Is Axel not an asshole anymore?

Hanna: That's being clarified right now. Mia said you haven't left your room for days.

Matteo: Yes, that's possible.

Hanna: I think it's sad that we don't see each other anymore. I miss you.

Matteo: Really? I can understand why you didn't want anything to do with me.

Hanna: Yes. In the beginning I thought you were really shitty. But at some point it became clear to me that Jonas and I would have broken up anyway.

Matteo: And now?

Hanna: I don't know.

Matteo: How are you?

Hanna: Honestly? Not really well.

Matteo: Because of Jonas?

Hanna: Also him. Everything somehow. Everybody is starting their lives and I'm stuck.

Matteo: Tell me something new.

Hanns: And you? I don't know what's up with you.

Matteo: No idea. I'm just a real asshole.

...

Hanna: Do you really think that this is making it better?

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