#drrrcharacter

He is all those things while also being sharp as a whip and lethal as hell too. He could EASILY become a problem. EASILY.

Feel free to add if I forget any. <3 I'm so sorry it's all out of order.

His speech to Rio. Although non-canonical, and I really don't enjoy the writing of that whole storyline, his speech to Rio about people being allowed to have flaws and make mistakes really struck a cord with younger me.

Also: "Gotta bounce! Thanks a lot for proving how ugly and immature you are, it's been real. And just so you know, I don't really care about your problems." From the dub as he hops away. What a bitch LMAO.

Yapping away about how even when you die, your suffering doesn't die with you. Always imposing his beliefs onto others, whether they're listening or not.

Stomping that cell phone. Insinuating himself into that dumbass situation. The halting of his foot- "And now I'm bored."

Shaving a man bald.

"Violence? That's so scary~" and "You're too tough for me!"

Spinning in a chair, repeating the same phrase over and over again like a child.

Skipping to the loo on his little razor phone like the LOSER he is.

Speaking in Russian to Simon.

Getting hit by a trash can.

His smile disappearing when Shizuo's around. All pissy because the person he doesn't understand and can't logic his way away from.

Kanra's comment about knowing gossip being "all that [they're] good for" and self-deprecating in disguise.

His favorite quote being "People are either charming or tedious." From Oscar Wilde's Lady Windemere's Fan. Oscar Wilde being a writer known for writing the morally gray and also arrested for suspected sodomy. <3

His disguised praise for his sisters when he said he genuinely pitied anyone who would bully them.

Getting punched by Simon and showing off more self-deprecation over his Shizuo complex, and wanting to feel genuine human connection.

Denying in his head that he cares about his sisters (as Celty observed) because that would mean he has meaningful human connections that are outside of the "irreverent observer" role he's given himself.

Genuinely given pained reactions to being tormented with the sack over his head despite mocking Mimizu for her "lackluster" performance. She should have poured gasoline on you for real, Izaya.

Watching little kid cartoons for fun LMAO.

Standing on the rooftop of Ruri's old house like a little tweety bird <3

Hanging up on Masaomi because he is sensitive and dislikes being yelled at. (Same)

Staring in annoyance at Shizuo pulling up railway like he's just knocking books off of Izaya's desk and basically just "ughs" the whole situation.

"If I had known how to get Celty to show up on my doorstep, I'd have dropped a meteor in your house a long time ago."

*Technically* non-canonical but "Is that your idea of showing intelligence?" to Shizuo's "What was that about being a slow learner?" to Izaya hitting him with a truck again.

OH OH "So I pinned you for something you didn't do. Who knew you'd get so mad?" To Shizuo

Filing his nails at his desk paired with "I hate talking about [Shizuo]." All snobbish.

Picking up a phone laying on a sleeping person lying in the middle of some trash.

Telling Seiji his love for Celty's head was superficial and that it was all made up and in his head, and also he's a loser (my interpretation). #keepitreal

Offering Celty tea (what a bitch)

Calling Celty to tell her to stay away from his apartment when she can't respond (double bitch)

Telling Mikado his name sounds like an air conditioner (he already knew his name)

Telling Anri letting Saika "love people for her" is stupid (he's a mean bitch)

Getting kicked

Setting his Go board on fire.

Setting his cards on fire.

Dropping the match to set Shizuo on fire.

Laying on his back and staring at the ceiling in disappointment after flying threw the window and hitting a home run ⚾️ (Shizuo's dream shot)

"That's my boy!" -bro

Being pissy cause Kujiragi took creative liberties with his Kanra character.

Making Namie want to cry because he's recommending movies to himself.

Being a cutie patootie in middle school.

His evil little smile when Shiki is talking about Heaven's Slave and Amphisbaena.

Pulling the feathers out of his stabbed pillow and throwing them up into the air like confetti, nursing his stab wound.

Wanting to save Namie so he can see the sour look on her face (he genuinely cares about her awww)

Folding like a busted origami the instant he got stabbed, collapsing dramatically into the street.

Staring at Vorona as she appeared in tandem with Shizuo with an equally bewildered "tf are you doing here" expression.

Eating his fatty tuna in Ikebukuro.

HIS RINGS. WE WERE ROBBED IN DRRRx2

Cackling at Celty's head being thrown out his window.

His disguised panic when Shinra gets stabbed on his behalf.

Making Nakura pay for it for the rest of his life, clearly still holding a grudge when he speaks to him on the phone.

"Oh wow. It's a horse!" -to Celty ofc- he's such an asshole LMAO.

Getting all of Ruri's abusers hit by cars (unrelated to her) because they got him stabbed. <3

"The monster must die even if it doesn't make any sense at all."

ISNT IT??? Imagine Shinra trying to do a tiktok trend with Celty but censoring her face so no one knows she doesn't have a head.

Anyway LMAO I love this prompt. I couldn't stop thinking about AI for this, so I'm sorry if that's not really a vibe.

Starting with the obvious:

Honestly I think as far as like big plot changes in drrr, I think if it were written today there would be a lot more emphasis on what was going on online throughout the whole thing. You see what goes on in the chat room in the og, but it would be less of like a commentary and overall allusion to the real world and more direct actions being shown and done online. For example, we might see more of how being online has an adverse effect on the generally psychologically unwell characters.

Mikado would have an AI bot that he was speaking to on the regular, validating his delusions and pretending to have an inkling of what's going on in Ikebukuro.

Dollars members would hold livestreams on YouTube and Twitch (maybe even have livestreams directly from the Dollars website?). People would go live whenever they felt they were going to be attacked by one of the street gangs or whatever. Kyohei's gang would use them as guides to help track down the person and save them.

There would be some sort of AI-bot themed street gang in Ikebukuro- probably run by Shijima or someone similar to his ilk. Aoba or Kuon are also good candidates for this.

I think Izaya would probably be intrigued by AI at first, but then quickly grow bored of its uses because he realizes that it just parrots back what he wants to hear- he would, however, enjoy seeing how it exploits others- especially in cases like Mikado. I think part of him would also be jealous because people can get caught up in their own horrid cycle of being enabled by AI and not even need to be manipulated by him anymore! Lmao.

Shizuo would be exactly the same. I can't imagine the poor bastard getting a smart phone but it would eventually get to the point where he would have to. As a result, mans would likely very seldom be on his phone because tis not a matter of IF he'll break it- only when.

Anri would also be exactly the same- completely stuck in the era she was made from. Mika would feature her in videos sometimes. You can also assume Seiji is in her content as well.

Erika AND Walker would have a whole bit where they have AI chat bots that roleplay their favorite characters, much to the disgust of Kyohei who actively pretends like he doesn't see Saburo getting wrapped up by something similar in the Ruri fandom until they all get icked out by the bot doing something too ooc for them to tolerate. Then they would all collectively explode and swear off all AI and hate it with a burning passion.

Celty would have more work than she used to. I can imagine what the evolving era of technology is doing to the Naritaverse side of the supernatural world. She would have what I think is a pretty neutral stance on AI but she refuses to use it because it gives her the creeps and makes her think her information's being stolen. She would absolutely accidentally dox herself as the black rider by being on a live with Shinra though.

Masaomi would be aware of AI but it's manipulative and reminds him of Izaya, so he thinks it's all evil and everyone and everything that uses it is obviously evil.

The Awakusu group would be using streaming and social media to track the movements of street gangs and generally just being in the narrative to be menacing as usual. I like the idea of Akane making Akabayashi do a Tiktok dance with her. I think she'd also make a really cute influencer, but hhhaha I'd be so scared for her.

I love Shizuo asks. 😍

I do!! I think he would definitely be the type to see what another person could do for his partner and frequently feel inadequate because he's so insecure. I don't think he's the type to act like an ass because he's jealous, at least not at first or without awareness that that's what's happening.

I LOVE hypothetical.

If I'm honest, I don't think it's fair to Shizuo's character to think he'd be possessive, but I do think he'd be protective. If his love was reciprocated even, maybe he'd be a little needy! Insecure I could definitely see. He's such a fun character because from the Saika Arc, you learn exactly why he's closed that option off from himself and also that he would probably have the purest idea of what love is to begin with.

Shizuo's such a necessary character in drrr because he stands outside of the context of twisted love as far as his relationships go, save for the interpretations for one or two here and there. I can't help but think that though he wouldn't be good for anyone as he is in the story, being accepted by someone he loved would make him want to be and therefore is better for it.

Thank u thank u Anon.

I just feel like I've done so much repeating myself as far as Shizuo goes lol. Izaya is definitely the more beloved of the two of them in this fandom, but I think it would be fair to say Shizuo is close to the same level of complexity as him if not maybe a little less.

Here is a ramble under the cut lol.

Here's random inconsequential headcanons I have with no real basis in canon just because I can:

HC Shizuo would be a casual One Piece enjoyer and his favorite character would be Zoro. He'd enjoy the plot and the themes of friendship and conquering your dreams and overcoming hardship.

HC He's always wanted to learn how to play the saxophone. Not enough to actually take the time to go to classes, but he definitely has thought about it. He also thinks Jazz music is super cool.

HC He hates amusement parks and water slides and any attraction that has big rides whatsoever. He's always afraid he's gonna get blown away or he's gonna blow someone else away.

HC He has a lot of respect for gardeners, maids, nurses, and teachers because of the discipline it takes to care for something. Even though he was a little shit in school, he always thanked his teachers albeit in the crass rude way that he did. More than once, he threw someone because they crushed a flower he'd seen someone else tending carefully to. He takes notice of others' silent labor and is more thoughtful than he looks.

HC He actually has tried hobbies and things to help with his anger like journaling or painting but he broke his pens/paintbrushes too often. He has some old paintings in his parents storage space that he never finished because he got too in his own head and irritated that it wasn't helping.

HC He also tried baking, which wasn't bad but he realized that if he didn't have people around to eat the food, it went to waste. Wasting food annoyed him so he felt like it was having the opposite effect on his temper.

HC He casually likes Nintendo games like Mario, Kirby, and Pokemon. He has to be careful on any time based RPGs since he can't grip the controllers too tightly or get too excited. He LOVES Legend of Zelda a lot, but had a hard time playing it without crushing a controller or two, so now he watches Shinra and Celty play it every once in a while.

HC He might enjoy streaming but he gets annoyed by certain types of commentators and any obvious marketing ploys to get money out of them. He can't stand what he sees as blatant every day manipulation that's done shamelessly, and he can't respect people like that (he's a bit judgy).

HC He canonically likes baseball and professional fighting, but when he heard wrestling was fake, he was incredibly disappointed. He still likes to watch it every once in a while. He's not fully convinced.

HC he really likes rap music as an art form and has memorized several different songs even if he's too bashful to try rapping himself (Ono D can probably rap tbh). He could probably do really well if he were drunk.