Confessions of a Serial Plant Murderer
Opening: My sunflowers grew exactly 14 inches this year before the deer treated them like a salad bar. Again.
The Problem: I want that āwild but intentionalā garden vibe everyone has on Instagram. Reality? My yard looks like a botanical crime scene by August. Between the clay soil, thirsty roots, and Bambiās midnight snacks, Iām basically running a plant hospice.
The Discovery: Hilltopās Landscaping Services pageĀ had a section on deer-resistant natives that made me rethink everything. Apparently lavender is basically deer repellent? And thereās a fern called āGhostā that sounds like it belongs in a fairy tale.
Takeaways:
My dream of peonies might be dead (literally)
I could replace my sad lawn with creeping thyme
Professional designers think about things like ābloom successionā (mind blown)
Closing: Maybe the secret isnāt fighting nature, but working with it. Or at least planting things that donāt taste delicious.















