Apr 8, 2022
Skeletons taking a shit in the woods... or among the headstones.
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Skeletons taking a shit in the woods... or among the headstones.
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You know you've reached peak comfort levels when you start sending "here's me takin a shit" selfies.
Ways to Sufficiently Lose Your Freaking Mind and/or "Love" Your Body #2222
Attempt a pre-shower deuce drop, fail, shower, get the urge to drop a deuce as you dry off.
An Actual Conversation with My Mom About Going to the Bathroom
Ethan: Where's Andrew?
Mom: He's dropping some kids off at the school.
Ethan: ...What?
Mom: You know... dropping some..."kids" off at the... "school." (points to the bathroom)
Ethan: You mean "pool."
Mom: Oh. ...I got it. ...I just got it.
I've no idea what to do with myself at the moment.
No idea what it is that I ate or drank, but I woke up at 5:30 with the most ridiculous stomachache...
My TMI Tuesday for today: I proceeded to drop a deuce.
Made me feel loads better though, so I don't mind sharing. I prefer that to vomiting, anyway.
But of course, it wasn't a quick shot, but a prolonged sitting, in which the abdominal pain returned at seemingly random intervals. Anyway, after all was said and done, I headed back to my room and realized this whole deuce-dropping incident scared away my sleep. So now I've been awake for about an hour and a half with the want of going to sleep, but most likely not being able to for another hour. Lord knows though, I have to go to sleep, as I really need to wash Lola today. I guess I can try to force it, although that idea has always seemed alien to me.
Oh well. Here's hoping. Off to sleep I go!
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