#driver test

Today I was rather productive. I created decks with around 120 words on Quizlet, read around 70 pages and studied over 200 questions for my theoretical driver test. I REALLY need to pass next week and I actually feel ashamed for failing it for so long. I also cooked dinner today and wrote a few e-mails^^

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GLEN BURNIE, Md | Driver's test arrest: Pot, gun, cash found in smelly car

GLEN BURNIE, Md — A 22-year-old man who went for his driver’s test left in handcuffs after the examiner became suspicious about a certain odor emanating from the car.

News outlets report the examiner alerted a trooper at the Motor Vehicle Administration office, who searched the car. A Maryland State Police report says the search found nearly a pound of marijuana, a scale, more than $15,000 in cash and a handgun loaded with a 30-round magazine.

Reginald D. Wooding Jr. of Baltimore did not get his driver’s license on Monday, but he did get arrested on multiple counts. It’s unclear whether he has a lawyer.

Tips for Driving Road Test to Follow – Clear the Test

To give the Driving Road Test you should have the Lerner’s Permit with you. Tips to Follow to clear the Road Test:

First Thing Examiner will ask – Indicators, Headlight with low beam and high Beam to turn On & Off, Horn, Checking front and back Indicators by telling us to signal, Asking where the wipers Located, Front Deforest and Back Deforest, Emergency Brake, Emergency Light Signalling,Step to

1987 BMW M5 Car & Driver Test

I arrived at the DMV and took my seat next to a seventeen year old with a uni-brow as wide as his braces-filled smile and a woman who was the spitting image of Rihanna, complete with a serious case of bitchy resting face and a pair of oversize Chanel sunglasses.

Who knows? Maybe it was her. The DMV is the universal equalizer in that everyone, no matter who they are, waits.

While I waited, I read through the driver’s handbook. Well, more like flipped through it in disgust, like it was a magazine recovered from the office of that dentist that killed Cecil the lion.

Page after page of diagrams and traffic signs, but zero information on what to do when the asphalt starts to melt while you’re driving through the desert under an unforgiving sun. There was also nothing in there about how to pee on the side of the road when you’re in a two-hour traffic jam under a torrential downpour. And absolutely no information on the legality of driving without pants as long as you have sensible underwear on.

So, I jotted down some sample test questions in the hopes that the DMV would consider including these in the next issue of the California Driving Handbook. They are as follow:

Who should have ultimate control of the car radio?

The Driver

The Passenger

None of the above because you have satellite radio and the mountains will block the signal

  When changing lanes…

Don’t

If you do, you’ll die

Close your eyes and wish for the best

  The best way to learn how to drive in the state of California is to…

Rent a Toyota Yaris and floor it to 30 mph on the 405 Freeway

Drive from Huntington Beach to San Francisco up the Pacific Coast Highway

Park your car in front of a wall and stare at said wall for two hours

  Upon hearing that a bridge has collapsed and has caused the shutdown of all east- and west-bound traffic on I-10, you should…

Cry just enough to release some tension

Join the Mexican family for dinner, who have set up a folding table and chairs in the middle of the Interstate

Relieve yourself inside your car by carefully aiming your urine into the dog’s portable food bowl

Make a 14-point turn and drive in the wrong direction on the shoulder of I-10 until you are able to cut across three lanes of stalled traffic and a muddy median.

  Before I got any further in my DMV brainstorm, my number was called. I took my test and passed with flying colors despite my lack of interest in the subject matter. A huge accomplishment that the 37-year-old-me got to rub in the face of the 15-year-old-me who failed the written test 3 times back in Florida.

Instead of gloating all the way to the photo backdrop, I wish I would’ve paid attention to what I looked like before I posed. In California, they don’t immediately give you your license, but I did take a peak of the photo…and it’s a doozy. Until it arrives in the mail, you’ll just have to take my word for it with this very accurate recreation:

  And if you’ve ever wondered what you’ll see when driving cross country, these are a few of my favorites: