when i first watched supernatural at age 14 i was like dean is clearly bi and so am i. obviously we’re both attracted to [opposite gender], that’s a given, duh. and then when you look more closely you can see that we’re also both maybe having gay feelings too but we’re keeping that quieter. btw Did You Know if you Perform Gender Right and wear a Cool Jacket and Look Hot Enough you can compensate for the other things about you that people find offputting? too bad i have too much else to compensate for and not enough Hot left over to also make up for being out of the closet tho. :/ can’t wait till i get to college and it’s socially acceptable to make out with other girls as long as you’re Hot Enough for straight guys to be into it. thank god im a girl, guys don’t get that excuse. maybe if i get a boyfriend who finds it hot i can kiss other girls and it won’t even count as gay.
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I like to think he has gray hair in his beard :3 ya boy has a thing for older men and I like to ✨️imagine✨️ gray hair on him but not fully gray but like patches or a few silver strands here and there. Also consider deep voice with that accent. When he talks I am SAT. Or kneeling, depends on what he wants :3
See here’s some drift lore for you, I have been a Ginger Lover since I was 13 years old so while you think gray hairs and it drives you crazy, I think red hairs and it drives me crazy. Either option. Very good. Very here for it.
Gray also would give DILF energy and like. Nodding emphatically.
If I think about this man’s voice I’m gonna ***, for NO reason at all I’m just gonna go watch a certain video filmed in Australia from April and be super fucking normal about sounds and accents, COMPLETELY TOTALLY UNRELATED TO ANYTHING WE HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING
Here’s the story of how I know the beautiful moderator of my life, @lifemod17
The year is 2020, everything has shut down, and I downloaded an app called TikTok. One day, a man comes across my page doing a kinda cheesy POV video of leaving a voicemail for somebody. But it is a rather cute video about “hi! Hiiiii. You got this!” etc etc I don’t remember the details
But I check out his page and he’s got a bunch of mental health-type “hey, the world is kinda fucked, but we’ll figure it out, or just sit through the sucking!” And so I follow him.
His name is Sebastien R Teller (sebrteller in a lot of places too)
And turns out, wouldn’t you know, that he also goes live on TikTok! And also on twitch! And is a funny dude! But MORESO! The people *in* his chat are some of the most wonderful caring lovely funny ridiculous talented skilled inCREDIBLE humans that I had ever met.
And for the first time all year, I feel peace and hope and like things are gonna get better.
My first friend I made through Seb’s chat was Tonee and my life is so much better for it.
He doesn’t really stream or post those kinda tiktoks as much anymore (he’s got an acting career and a dog and a fiance and Quinn audios if you’re an adult and life to focus on now). But he was an integral part of my life the last few years and so a lot of things Tonee and I talk about will be references to him or Seb’s Cafe (the name we used for our chat/discord) or Cafe Radio or things like that.
He’s also Canadian so. Canada Man.
And yes he was one of an ALARMING number of straight men doing the maid outfits for Halloween…2(?) years ago and it was ridiculous but very amusing
But TLDR: I am forever thankful that I stumbled into Seb’s Cafe ❤️
So when my mom was growing up, her grandma lived up in the Bronx and, in addition to being a great seamstress and cook and general Cool Italian Lady, was also a painter.
And one day, my mom was doing a paint-by-numbers set, as kids do, and at the end of it she showed her grandma.
Who went “oh! That’s a fun drawing you did! I think I could do something just like that” and painted my mom’s paint by numbers for real:
And after a couple of years in my uncle’s house, it has made its way back to my mom, and now I get to share it with y’all!
So we have been talking about going to a ren faire for YEARS now at this point, my and reina's friend group, and we have finally picked a date to go this year.
that is not the fun part of the story (i am on my laptop and capitalization may or may not happen leave me be i am speed writing this there is context to be had)
One of said friends in this friend group is our dear @wasthatanairplane who may or may not still use her tumblr, we are unsure (she is unsure.) shes got mooberry as her name on there thats what we're going with.
mooberry is a gem of a human and has befriended a great many people and is for all purposes our mom friend. but like if your mom friend was hot and also just as chaotic and enjoyed whiskey.
SO. THE ACTUAL STORY.
mooberry was invited to go on a camping/white water rafting trip with our friend M and M's sorority sisters a number of years ago. shes like yeah! sure i havent been camping in a while! let me bring some stuff and some minor supplies, whatever.
what mooberry did not realize is that this particular camping trip was a yearly event dubbed Messy Bitches Weekend.
they get to the campsite, and mooberry goes "Yeah i brought hotdogs for us to cook, who brought the firewood? or water, or anything else?"
"we have copious amounts of alcohol." was the response she got
the Messy Bitches Weekend was known for only bringing alcohol and flirting your way to get food and supplies from other campsites nearby.
so mooberry realizes she is the only semi-responsible one at this trip, finds some firewood, manages to cook dinner (and they all do sing her praises) - the next day is when they are going rafting.
crossfaded.
M is (direct quote) "drinking like the world is ending"
and mooberry manages successfully to keep everyone from falling out of the raft and into the river.
mooberry has never been to a Messy Bitches Weekend since. so the fact that we have dubbed our tiny shitty ren faire outing as Messy Bitches Ren Faire has me HOWLING cuz aint no way like...we are messy but are we as messy as the Messy Bitches??!?!
(this is also not a slight at our Messy Bitches friends, we love them, it was just a chaotic story where the quote of "drinking like the world is ending" makes me laugh every time.)
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For the ask game! (I saw you answering one on my dash, sorry if it feels a bit late) 🌸 🍪 🌧️
Never late, you’re all good!!
🌸-what is your favorite flower - lilies! On many corners of the internet I am known as Lillies as opposed to Drift, fun fact
Which means both ivy and I go by plant nicknames which is v cringe of me to say but
🍪-cookie dough or cookies - I prefer cookies tbh, something hits different about when they are warm and fresh baked, but I do love dough
🌧️-favorite thing to do on a rainy day - my old apartment at school (where I lived with @littlequeenofthemangoes actually!) was up on the 5th story and had HUUUUGE windows all around and one day when it was thundering I cut class, ordered a whole pizza and made a blanket fort to watch the storm in and it’s like. Top tier memory
11) best friend? - LET ME TELL YALL ABOUT BESTIE. So I have known this girl for FIFTEEN YEARS as of next month. That will officially be half of my life. And I met her IN AN INTERNET CHATROOM. For a band called The Maine but y’all already knew that. And even tho we have always lived many many miles and states away (I’ve done that drive it’s like 12-14 hours yall.) we have remained tight as anything. And now she’s a mom two times over!!!
13) biggest turn on - I’m a sucker for fun hair. Not necessarily nice hair. But like. A fun style. An undercut, long and wavy, a Mohawk, even just gingers. Love it.
40) who I wish I could be - Hayley Williams. Now again, she falls under the bisexual case of “do I want to be her or be WITH her”, but I think she represents a lot of who I’d like to be. Unashamedly herself. Brave. Talented. Laying out her past and saying here’s my shit, take it or leave it, but I’m rewriting it and I’ll be better for it. I admire the shit outta her for a million reasons. And. Like. Yeah also wow is she pretty. But that “I’m gonna do this bc I want to” is so. So fuckin cool.
🎄- favorite holiday - uhhh…it might be dumb but I really love the Christmas Eve-Day-Boxing Day trio. Or Halloween. Either is cliche but. They’re fun!
🕊️-3 habits you have - 1) I need some kinda sweet thing before bed, 2) I make my cupcakes into sandwiches to eat them. 3) there’s a concert venue where I must take a bathroom selfie each show I see there
🔪- OOH THIS IS DRIFT LORE ABOUT WHY I DONT FUCK WITH SLENDERMAN EVEN AS A JOKE! So there was an anime con that happened near where I went to uni and inevitably the con-goers would make their way into the student spaces. So I’m minding my business in campus and people watching all the cosplayers when IN WALKS SLENDERMAN. Like tall guy in a full suit with the tan morph suit so he had no fucking face. And I see him and go “NOPE.” And laugh because I’m just like. Mm. That’s creepy. Anyway. I go do something else, turn around,
Slendy is DIRECTLY behind me. I guess he say me go “NOPE” across the room and wanted to fuck with me, but either way, HORRIFYING. I got the FUCK outta there.
THEN the next year! There was somebody dressed as the nogitsune from teen wolf AGAIN!!! WITH NO FUCKING FACE!!! And I can’t confirm if it was the same person but I again made sure I stayed the fuck away.
Funny, cuz I know it was just some guy. But A BAD YIME! I DONT LIKE BEING SCARED 😂😂😂
