#dreadedcaptain

@dreadedcaptain​ 

so  . . .  cold  .

shit  ,  for  how  long  had  she  been  stuck  in  that  damned  cell  ?  it  felt  like  an  eternity  ,  in  reality  -  she  had  been  working  up  a  plan  to  escape  .  but  she  did  lose  track  of  time  seeing  as  the  sea  was  not  a  very  familiar  space  for  her  to  operate  under  ,  naturally  ,  she  had  to  concentrate  on  other  things  to  plan  her  MARVELOUS  escape  to  kick  the  bratty  shithead  pirate  ghosty  pale  ASS  that  got  her  stuck  there  in  the  first  place  . 

❝  HEY  SKELLY  FUCK  .  DINNER  TIME  ?  HELLO  ?  ❞  at  least  she  had  been  given  some  food  .  though  the  stink  of  the  fish  was  terrible  .  seriously  ,  did  they  not  know  how  to  treat  their  prisoners  ?  even  SHITTOVER  was  better  at  handling  her  .  but  that  said  ,  this  cell  wasn’t  particularly  hard  to  escape  .  some  planks  were  loose  and  she  had  managed  to  kick  enough  bones  to  gather  some  of  them  and  sharpen  them  .  she  wasn’t  very  skilled  with  close  ranged  weapons  but  she  just  needed  to  get  to  the  part  of  the  ship  where  they  kept  fishbones  hostage  .  

assholes  .

as  per  usual  ,  a  big  ruckus  was  caused  whenever  a  skeleton  came  close  to  the  cell  ,  but  now  she  had  memorized  some  of  their  patterns  -  she  lounged  as  soon  as  they  came  near  the  bars  ,  banging  the  head  off  with  a  punch  and  stealing  the  femur  ,  to  which  she  strapped  a  sharpened  bone  on  top  with  a  rope  to  make  a  trusty  lance  .  these  were  all  puppets  ,  so  they  sort  of  moved  similarly  ,  it  wasn’t   hard  to  fight  them  after  having  lost  so  many  times  . 

but  now  ,  she  had  managed  to  arrive  to  the  room  to  take  fishbones  back  ,  and  then  a  very  loud  BANG  followed  .  next  thing  everyone  knew  ,  there  was  a  massive  hole  on  the  ship  .  she  crawled  out  and  another  explosion  followed  ,  oh  ,  she  would  GET  her  attention  again  .  this  time  ,  it  was  the  main  mast  ,  which  fell  down  onto  the  ship  -  crushing  some  of  the  skeletons . 

;-- ❧ She had seen many anomalies in her life time from talking cats to those god-awful yordels, yet it didn’t hit her that she might’ve come across some ghastly figure in her past. Maybe she has, but some part of her brain refuses to remember...or maybe she hasn’t at all, and this will actually be her first time encountering a new specimen. 

         A new person to hate on.

        Slight lick of her full lips.

       “ᴏʜ ɴᴏ, ᴀ ɢʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏᴛʏ. ɪ ʙᴇɢ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴀʜʜ...”

        Master of sarcasm.

“ Who…. are…? “

It was seldom that the dreaded Artemis was baffled or left speechless, but it would seem this would be one of those scenarios thanks solely to that of the electric-blue braided oddity that was the female standing in front of her right now.

“ …and just what makes ye’ think I’ll just let ye’ treat my ship like sum’ sorta’ candy store? “

Never in a million years did the undead legend think she’d see anyone aboard her ship and be filled with excitement over the very idea of being there, this woman would prove to be a puzzling one for sure.

“ Ghost stories ain’t a child’s toy there lass, best be rememberin’ that since ye’ find ye’self in one. “

— ❝ Well ! I LIKE candy . And I’m a candy EXPERT . ENTHUSIAST , if ya will . So why wouldn’t ya let me in ? Look . Ghost stories are the SHIT . They are cool , ghosts are cool , though usually when I see them I am either really high or just dozed off . Is this a dream ? UGH . Does this make me the protagonist of the story ? Some - Alice in wonderland kinda stuff . I’m telling ya now , I’m not that big into dresses . ❞ —

Of course , she didn’t mind any of what was currently happening with the alarm she should . The crew was potentially dangerous , she could be risking her life - but she would not take it any other way . If she wanted to be safe and sound she would have stayed locked up in one of Piltover’s cells . But that was far too boring . She just shrugged and smiled playfully .

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FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

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