#drcalvin

(Thank u för it 💜❤️🤍💙💚💛🖤🩷🩶🩵)

To celebrate, here. Enjoy some Mihawk and Zoro head canon that much more talented people wrote but I added to. So it feels like achievement.

And because this is like what happens when you guys give me even an inch. I just invite headcanons

Mihawk In Retirement

@helene-of-flowers   replied to your post:

Mihawk is most definitely still alive (although we do not know what specifically happened to him after chapter 956) but he's also definitely the type of man who just wants his peace so when Zoro finally defeats him he just straights up fakes his own death and fucks off to some great vineyard he's always wanted to visit

@gildedmuse responded to @helene-of-flowers

"Look, I'm wearing Cargo shorts." Is the single greatest thing ever. I imagining him saying it in a polo & brown sandels yet THE EXACT SAME FACIAL HAIR while still holding a glass of wine.

Come on we all know Zoro didn't find his way there without Perona. She had to watch him/ghost fence him the whole way there. Thank GOD she follows Jessica's Pinterest (she makes the cutest stuffed animals) and Mihawk let her take some shots in his garden.

Perona: -Marching over to Zoro & holding out photo- DOES ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SEEM WEIRD TO YOU?.

Zoro: Dolls can't drink tea so that's stupid. Also someone cut those hedges with a sword. 

Perona: ALSO MIHAWK IS LIKE RIGHT OVER THERE! 

Zoro: Oh.... I didn't recognize him in the cargo shorts. 

Perona: Doll tea parties are cute, damnit. Arg, hurry up! We're going to see D- Mihawk! 

Zoro, Best swordsman in world and first mate to KotPs: -Shrug- Sure.

Zoro Returns Home/Shopping With Goth Fam

A discord conversation with @drcalvin

Mina (Referring to Mihawk and Zoro's first meeting): Like .. Mihawk was all serious faced on the outside but on the inside I'm sure he was like "Look at this angel face baby."

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Drcalvin: (If Zoro ever goes back to his home island, he will just smear blood all over himself and go full demon-aura when he enters the dojo, won't he? Sensei smiling serenely, kids shrieking and running in panic all over)

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Mina: Are you kidding? He could try that shit to scare the kids off, but I've seen them with their three swords. They are immediately dog piling him with hugs. They love that man.

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Drcalvin: haha, Mihawk was more "What a fucking little punk, sigh another dull Tuesday" until he realized Zoro was an 11 on the suicidal bravery idiot scale, at which case he probably melted like when you meet an uglycute puppy

I think that would come as soon as they recognized him. But first it would be AHH MONSTER BLOOD AAHH

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Mina: I just love the imagine of Zoro back from the grand line trying to be all bad ass only to be attack by adoring little five years olds.

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Drcalvin: The five year old will have to fight Johnny and Yosaku

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Mina: I guess the only thing I could add would if Mihawk, Robin and Sanji could be there to witness his embarrassment. Cause in that case we'd definitely get bright red Zoro

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Drcalvin: Oh, the whole crew came along. I mean, Zoro has seen everyone's embarrassing joining. They need revenge

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Mina: I mean Franky would fucking cry over how cute it was. So yeah. Let's do it.

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Drcalvin: And Mihawk, sure, he wanted to have a drink with the sensei. And bitch about the worst pupil ever.

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Mina: His presence was unrelated to Zoro. Just to piss Zoro off further.

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Drcalvin: Haha. Yes. He was already there drinking. Along with Perona.

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Mina: And brought Perona along!

Oh good, same thought. "How could we make this worse for Zoro? PERONA."

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Drcalvin: She can bitch with Chopper, about Zoro being the worst patient. Persona deserves to see all the Zoro embarrassment.

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Mina: She's the only non doctor who knows Chopper's pain.

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Drcalvin: Pink pastel goth adopted sis.

Yeah. Two years of bandaging him up. And only Mihawk there to ignore her frustration

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Mina: Perona: AND HE WONT KEEP THE BANDAGES ON

Chopper: I KNOW! He says they limit his movement. THATS THE POINT.

Law: This is why I tried to let him bleed out.

Also, just for Perona cooing over how cute the kids piling on Zoro were, and then her anger at Zoro's anger for being called cute because his anger is not cute. They yell at each other. Kids don't fucking care. Literally like six children hanging off various limbs.

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Drcalvin: Her irritation that he he is still wearing the most uncute clothes.

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Mina: Mihawk mildly ruffled for the first time because he bought those clothes.

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Drcalvin: Ha! Do we think so? Is it not too ungoth?

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Mina: I mean it is. But it's also pretty fucking classy for Zoro.

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Drcalvin: Luffy is rolling on the floor laughing while some other kids stretch his limbs out and use him as a jumping rope. He has no dignity to lose, so he doesn't care

Yeah, but it fulfills his demands of Not Covering Chest and Green

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Mina: It's like a compromise outfit.

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Drcalvin: Maybe it was the least common denominator compromise?

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Mina: I mean... Mihawk. Not a big fan of chest covering. Which means they went shopping together. So...Best answer.

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Drcalvin: He was heading for that since... Water 7?

Baby Zoro: t-shirt good

Newly sliced Zoro : maybe... Maybe open jacket? Or too much?

Mihawk-taught Zoro: No chest cover, ever #confidence

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Mina: Zoro tries to buy a white shirt and black pants and Mihawk is like... I have to be seen with you. No.

Mihawk tried to put him in something frilly and black and Zoro was like "I will kill myself then my ghost will come back and kill you."

do you read the manga? in scanlation? the fan translator’s footnotes are gold, I’d just save every page of those that touches on topics you want and then wiki on

g0ldschatz said: congrats!!

thanks friends!! it cost me a chunk of my sanity and I keep repeating to myself that i am valid(tm) even after I turned in a non-perfect paper for once

added to TBR | on my TBR | couldn’t finish it | did not enjoy | it was OK | liked it | loved it | favorite | not interested

this book is my literal archnemesis, how are you guys so good at picking books i have intense relationships with

i am very interested!! but i’ve literally tried reading it about four (4) times, which means i have read the opening chapters four (4) times, which means that I can barely stand looking at the opening chapters anymore

i guess there’s several reasons for this - it’s in Russian, which i am usually okay-ish with, depending on length and style, but it’s batshit crazy and its foundation are a ton of literary injokes from the 1930s and 40s, which even my mother (super smart and well-read) doesn’t get all of …and i, obviously, even less

Thanksss <333 yeah i mean i’m sure it was just a matter of miscommunication (I really just wanted to hear “oh no that’s scary, how terrible” and not like... questioning my minority status, but i guess that was her brand of reassurance)

but our relationship has always been weird and it hasn’t been getting easier since i fucked off to university and my new friend group has turned out to be exactly zero percent “normal german people without any international background whatsoever”, so i just keep growing more and more tired of that sort of sheltered bullshit

We’ll be fine because we’ve been fine throughout 10 years of “increasingly diverging interests and lifestyles and philosophies”, but yeah, it’s not easy

birbdeath said: I always feel like I’m oversharing when i answer simple questions like “where are you from?” because most people can answer that with just one sentence without the need to clarify and I don’t want to make the conversation all about myself, but that doesn’t really have a lot to do with other people and more with the nervousness when meeting new people i guess?

Yeahhh I feel like i’m doing other people dirty by always actually answering the ”where are you REALLY from” question” bc i know it pisses many people off and they refuse to answer it and i don’t....feel that weird about it, bc i am a first generation immigrant and i am from moscow, so i feel like it’s accurate? But i do always feel like I’m tapping into some sort of stereotype

but i did enjoy the beginning of freshman year when “where are you from” didn’t mean “you don’t seem german” but rather “nobody here is from berlin, including me”, and so i just said “hesse” for a while and that felt nice and refreshing