#drbleach

Hello. What are those peculiar symbols you have next two your two greetings? I must admit they look quite nice.

I do not know what you are talking about. Obviously you are very confused and misinformed. I am completely right.

W̶h̷a̵t̶ ̵i̷s̵ ̴t̷h̴e̴ ̴m̸e̴a̸n̸i̴n̴g̸ ̸o̵f̸ ̵a̷l̸l̷ ̶t̵h̶i̷s̶?̵

oh what a simple request… yes of coiurse….. this is almost,,, daure i say it - “fuun” to do in a way…..

O- oh… Ţ̵̟̥̘̒h̶̜̞͔̘̠̏̔̒̒̈̌a̴̰͖͚͔̋̆͒n̴̢̗̮̟̮̥̑k̶͌̎͑͛͊͜͝ ̸̟̲͖̞͛̂̽̊́ŷ̸̧̯͉̙̝̮́͝͝o̸̹̠̗͖͉͑ͅu̴̢̗̥͌. I- Sorry. Ahem, you admittedly surprised me a bit. Please refrain yourself from doing whatever that was again. I happen to feel words.

I have started to become interested in the uses of my submission box. T̵͙͠h̸̜͊ę̷̨̢̟̥̗̕y̵̱̱͖̓̎́̓͝ told me that to learn more things about this planet you all call home as is my goal of existence I must get information from others and not just myself, no matter how amazing I truly am. So please, teach me as much as you can. Including pictures along with your words of wisdom to help teach me something about Earth is optional but greatly appreciated.

Oh my. That is quite the flattering request. I would not be sure where to start but I suppose the first rule would be that uppercase letters, no matter how visually pleasing they are when used correctly should not be used unless you would like to completely capitalize a word to drive it forward to the reader. In fact, throw almost all visually pleasing uses of grammar you know “out the window” as they say because you are supposed to be crying and crying is not visually pleasing apparently. Commas and periods should be over used, apostrophes hardly used, and semicolons in ridiculous places such as replacing an apostrophe. Spacing random letters away from each other and juvenile misspelling is also greatly encouraged. As an example I will use the infamous pangram “The Quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” and instead write it as “the quuiack brown fox,, jump ed over the lazy dog…..” look, it is a beautiful work of written art now. But, if you’d prefer to be lazy and not learn it yourself I shall take pity on you and link you to this. Have “fun” annoying your fellow human friends by your newly learned gift.

Hobbies? Currently this is mine. I also happen to be entertained by what you humans call “memeing”.