Johnkat story time:
Sometimes john will pick up things that remind him of karkat and send them to him before he gets home, but theyre never right or just plain silly
and karkat wants to cry because its cute
John made Karkat a card
and karkat’s first response was to call him because:
“JOHN I DONT KNOW IF YOU LOST YOUR GLASSES BUT THESE ARE LOBSTERS NOT CRABS, THERE IS NOTHING VERY ‘CRABTIVATING’ ABOUT THEM”
“ But, you are my long crab
and the longest crab I know is a lobster
plus it was cute :)”
“WELL ITS GOING ON DISPLAY FOR EVERYONE TO RIDICULE AND I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD WARN YOU OF YOUR POO BRAINED MISTAKE”
“Yeah, but I’m sure it made you smile, so I’ll take it.”
and Karkat just sighs because John is right
he loves the lobsters and how John scrawled “ You are so very crabtivating ♥” with the shittiest drawn crab in the corner
with a little message saying
“sorry I cant draw, but I love you very much so I tried!”
