#dragontamer

Greetings please hear out my delusional ship that has no basis in reality between two characters who have never talked to each other much less been in the same room.

💝 Gifts for @digthewriter ! 💝

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🎄 ART: Fuck. Babe.

Ship: Neville Longbottom/Charlie Weasley Rating: Explicit Length/Medium: Digital Inspired by: Hidden Affections by @digthewriter Tags: Smut, Vampires, Post-canon, Blow Jobs, Vampire Bites Summary:

Charlie always makes him feel good. Neville returns the favor.

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🎄 FIC: animal instinct

Ship: Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson Rating: Mature Length/Medium: 5.3k words Tags: EWE, Not Epilogue Compliant, Potions, Potions Accident, No Lesbians Die, Healers, Forced Proximity, Animagus, PTSD, Good Pansy Parkinson, POV Hermione Granger, Making Out, Nightmares, Humor Summary:

An accidention in potions class forces Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson into closer proximity, and their animal instincts take over.

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One Hell of a Woman written and recorded by @picascribit Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt x Helga Hufflepuff Word count: 3,092 Length: 19 minutes Rating: E

Another awesome fic and podfic by @picascribit. Both Kingsley and Helga are trans in this fic and Helga's a statue. Just listen, it's great and hot and fun.

Grow in the Garden written by kerplankia Podfic by fire_juggler Pairing: Draco x Neville Word count: 2,100 Length: 21:43 Rating: PG

Sorry @hprecfest, does Dreville count as rare? I'd certain like to see more of it. Short little snippets detailing the budding relationship (not 100% healthy) between amputee Draco and gardener Neville. Read for podfic excellently by fire_juggler.

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And a couple of little self-recs ...

Intrinsic Charm written by @arsenicjade Podfic read by Cailynwrites Pairing: Luna x Severus Word count: 14,088 Length: 1:35:03 Rating: T

Post second war, Snape is reinstated as headmaster. Luna helps him loosen up in her unique little ways. Featuring a trip to a magical Brigadoon-type town, Severus finding a familiar, and Christmas with Luna's dad. This fic was written in 2006, pre-Deathly Hallows, so there's some interesting non-canon things to spot. Recorded for @snunasupremacy Snuna Fest.

And secondly, I'm doing A Very Pairy Christmas all month, with a new podfic of a holiday pairing every day. Pairs include some common ones like Drarry, Jily, Dramione, and Scorbus, but also Snape/Ted Tonks, Bill/Harry, Luna/Harry, Pansy/Hermione, Ron/Daphne, Astoria/Luna, and more to come! Follow me here on tumblr or at the collection on AO3.

There are a few superstar writers who dabble in a variety of rarepairs and feature once or more than once in this collection: @arielsakura, @ptwritesmore, and @givereadersahug. They all deserve a round of applause for their creativity. I'll rec one last rare pair I recorded last year because it's super hot and 'tis the season for fluff and smut!

Something About the Muggle Way written by @arielsakura Podfic read by Cailynwrites Pairing: Draco x Charlie Word count: 2,854 Length: 16:39 Rating: E

Hello All! This is my version of the Fantasy Save by @rethasim. It has been so much fun seeing all the different fantasy sims and humans interact! Thanks to all that contributed to help this world come alive!

HP Call Me Daddy Fest Fic Recs

Full by @orange-peony // E // 16K // Drarry // one of my absolute favs from this fest - i love how much they try to avoid their eventual collision, and how satisfying said collision is in the end. give me all your werewolves, all the time!

“I was happy to just have Tuesdays,” Harry murmurs, his eyes falling on Draco’s lips and lingering there, as if hypnotised. “I thought I could make do with having you only one day a week while you were working, but…but I’m greedy, because I grew up with nothing and now I long for everything.”

Yes, Daddy by @greenmegsnoham // E // 11K // Scarry // smutty, smut smut. i wouldn't expect anything less from megs - it was so hot, and i loved the sweet, possessive harry she wrote. A+++++

He tried not to clutch too tightly or hold for too long as he hugged Harry, forcing back a sob as he took in his musky scent mixed with sweat. When Harry released him, Scorpius took a quick step backwards to maintain an appropriate distance.

Dragon Breeding by @bravelittlenippa // E // 8K // Draco/Charlie // this pairing. ugh it's just so good - this new author really killed it! love charlie approaching draco using the techniques he picked up as a dragon tamer, just ::chef's kiss::

He was a dragon keeper, after all. Tending to the needs of the world’s most magical creatures was his whole life. And the most magical of them all was Draco Malfoy. So Charlie did what he did best. He approached carefully. Calculating every movement and shift of muscle, coming up with a plan, collecting supplies, and coordinating his motions to the best outcome.

slowly, slowly by @softlystarstruck // E // 6K // Drarry // just another perfect fic from bee, filthy and sweet colliding. love all the little details, like the salt and vinegar kisses.

“Harry,” Draco says softly. He cups Harry’s chin in his hand and brushes a thumb over the soft lips that he just kissed as though this means more than sex, more than negotiated scenes. Because it does. It could. “I like you. Not just in bed. I like talking to you. I like leaning against you on the sofa and hearing about your job. I don’t want to stop having wildly kinky sex with you–” Harry snorts, and Draco smiles. “But I think we could be good together all the time. If we tried.”

So Good for Me by @bluesundaycake // E // 3K // Charlie/Theo/Lavender // i love this triad. daddy charlie is a whole mood (as the children say), and i love how he takes care of his lovers in this fic. plus, disabled character representation for the win!

Theo hummed, melting into his embrace, and his breathing evened out. It nearly always happened whenever they pulled their wizard deep into subspace like this. It ached something terrible and fragile in Charlie’s chest, something so precious that he could hardly think clearly. Merlin, he loved his partners. Lavender caught his eye and her smile was timid too. Adorable and so heartwarming.

Aching with Want by @nv-md // E // 2K // Drarry // ali, ali, ali. what did we do to deserve this fic from you!? the monster in me i saw consensual somnophilia and when i tell you I ran.

I make him tea, with four scoops of sugar, before he knows he’s thirsty. I know the cadence of his breathing that precedes a nightmare, and wake him before the screaming starts. I recognise the pain in his eyes that means he needs to be hugged, to hear that he’s cherished—when he needs inexhaustible love to fill the enduring cracks in his heart.

Keep Swinging Your Bat My Way by @veelawings // E // 670 // Dron // locker room sex! locker room sex! locker room sex!

So Draco tried to focus on just that, on the mind-blowing experience as it happened, and not the fact that they’d yet to get together like this, outside of their team’s locker room. To ignore the possibility of their trysts existing as a shameful secret, instead of a simple convenience, a spark of chemistry that had been indulged.

It's been a while since I last posted something here. I started playing Hogwarts Mystery again and decided to draw my favorite characters from the game as adults. First Charlie <3 (Year 6 outfit from The dragon's treasure event is more suited to a dragonologist than a curse breaker)