#draft script

It's clever in a way but I dont think kid!me would have been able to deal with it.

Ahhh, finally! Hahaha! Oh, Egon!

Happy birthday @deathscar!!! Thanks for being an incredible friend! Meeting you (among others ofc) in person was seriously one of the best moments this past year! Hope we can do it again someday! 

Breathe. I need you to breathe for me. Just concentrate on your slow relaxed breaths. Your lungs filling with air and slowly pushing it out. Letting my words pass over and through you as you focus on your breathing. Breathing in. And breathing out. Slow deep relaxing breaths. You feel so relaxed and sleepy. Every breath keeps you transfixed. Just focusing on your breathing. Feeling so relaxed and sleepy. And with every breath you feel like you could go deeper. So go deeper. In fact when you feel yourself breathe in you can almost string together a thought. You’ll come up. Brushing the surface and almost returning to normal. Only to breathe out all those thoughts and go even deeper than you were before. Doesn’t that feel good. Breathing in to get a taste of thinking. Only to breathe it away. And every moment of clarity is shallower. And every moment of deep relaxation is sooooo good. And you notice that a small part of your conscious self leaves with every breath out. Just to be replaced with warm, safe, calm. Just take some deep breaths. Release all the stress of thinking about things. Breathe in and think about your arms. And as you breathe out let them fade into the background Just focus on your breathing Breathe in and think about your legs And as you breathe out let them fade into the background Just focus on your breathing Breathe in and think about everything but your breathing And as you breathe out let it all into the background Just focus on your breathing Just slow rhythmic breathing. Thats all you need to focus on. Everything else can just roll through and over you. Just breathe. Every breath in now makes you go a bit deeper. But not as deep as breathing out. Spiraling into a pool of good, warm, and calm. Sleepy and relaxed. You’re doing so good. Because you’re so safe. And relaxed. Just give in. Good. Because you’re safe and relaxed. And you’re still so focused on your breathing. Because you feel so safe and relaxed when you focus on your breathing. And I want you to start breathing yourself back in. With every breath in you come a little closer to the surface. And breathing out all of the sleep in your brain. But not the calm. And not the relaxation. But you slowly breathe back in your conscious self. And breathe out the sleep. And you’re slowly becoming aware of more than just your breathing. 1. You’re a little more aware then before. 2. You can feel feeling returning to your legs. 3. You can feel your arms coming back. 4. You feel everything coming back to your awareness 5. You’re breathing returns to the background And slowly your breathing becomes an effortless part of you again. As you come back up slowly any suggestions you’ve heard in this file fade. You’ll leave this file as you came. But a little more relaxed. Feel free to listen again.

The First Draft Script for Back to the Future Somehow Predicted All of my After-School Interactions With my Family

Friendly service for all those wondering where Susan Smart came from! (The first "Guy" to break Jane's heart.) ✿◕‿◕✿ Look at page 43.