#dracopov

(Slytherin only. HAHA)

Be prepared to have no alone time   a t   a l l

He wants to be with you every second of every day

Need to do homework?

That’s too bad, your bf wants to cuddle

Want to actually pay attention in class for once?

That’s too bad, your bf keeps throwing paper hearts and flowers at you from right next to you

You didn’t sit next to him in class?

OOP

He gonna sit right behind you now and throw quills at your back

Oh and don’t forget the magical flying paper birds with love notes and apology letters because he wants to know why you dIDn’T siT nEXt tO HiM?????????????????????????????????

And just in general -

He’s nice to all your friends

(Because you said you would hurt him if he was an arse)

Whenever you catch him being rude to little First and Second Years you give him the “glare”

And he immediately stops and apologizes to the kid,

And then to you

Multiple times because you hate it when he bullies the little ones

He calls you Princess

“Why do you call me Princess?” You ask him

“bECAUSE YOU’RE A PRINCESS???? LIKE dUH????”

Hot baths together

You braid his hair when you’re bored because it’s long enough to actually do that on the top

If anyone says shit about you

They better be prepared to die at the hands of Malfoy

And when they tell on him

And the teachers as him

“Mr. Malfoy, were you threatening to kill him/her?”

He says one of the two responses he always has

One, “No, just severely maim”

Or