#draco is dramatic

*Draco dramatically sprawls across Pansy and the couch like the cat he is*

Draco: Potter will never like me!

Pansy: What happened this time?

Draco: I made myself look like an utter buffoon. Now he’ll think I’m daft as a doornail. He’ll never date me if he thinks I’m a dullard! *Draco turns to look directly into Pansy’s eyes* How do you do it?

Pansy: Sorry pet, not everyone can be as effortlessly fabulous as I am.

*Draco groans and buries his face in his hands*

Draco: I’ll be single forever!

Draco: Absolutely.

Harry: You get me. Like, the other day there was this ass who was driving like a lunatic, weaving through cars at 100 mph in a 45 zone. I had half the mind to pull out my phone and call the cops on him.

Draco: Oh-Oh! You meant that kind of snitch? I thought you were talking about the glittering golden treasure so many chase but never catch. The quick and quicky tease, who only allows one to hold, while hungry eyes watch and wish they were the seeker.

Harry: Draco-

Harry: Come on, I’m sorry

Draco: You kissed her

Harry: Her...as in our baby daughter?

Draco: Yes