Me: gonna run out and get the cake I ordered.
Bf: ?
Me: it’s Kid’s birthday
Bf: you’re getting your 2D boyfriend a cake but you didn’t get me one?
Me:… first of all he’s my 2D husband
Bf: I’m in a polyamorous relationship?!?
Kid:
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Me: gonna run out and get the cake I ordered.
Bf: ?
Me: it’s Kid’s birthday
Bf: you’re getting your 2D boyfriend a cake but you didn’t get me one?
Me:… first of all he’s my 2D husband
Bf: I’m in a polyamorous relationship?!?
Kid:

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"most ridiculously over-the-top way imaginable (Death! Betrayal! Lava! People dying of broken hearts! Parents dying tragically! People saying dramatic things with their last breaths! Declarations of love! Declarations of hatred! Evil cackling! Goofy, old-timey cornball Star Wars dialogue aplenty!" 🧡That's why I adore your blog! Because that's exactly the aspect of Star Wars you seem to appreciate the most, and I'M ALL ABOUT IT.🧡
YESSSS. I grew up, in part, around a bunch of opera nerds, so I AM HERE FOR THE TRAGIC DRAMA. I understand on some level where people are coming from when they complain about this or that Ridiculous Thing in Star Wars (and the PT especially) but also I’m like BUT THAT WAS THE BEST PART??? A large percentage of operas end with half the cast dead from throwing themselves tragically off a balcony, or dead from a Drama/Heartbreak Attack, or because their best friend stabbed them while singing protractedly at them about their Betrayal. I feel like I was conditioned from an early age to accept (and welcome!) any and all capital-D Drama. BRING IT ON. The PT delivered that nonsense in spades, so I’m sure that’s part of why I love it so much.
• So Grant was ready to twerk on Candice 😂 *That's what we call God's plans* • And Jesse came to separate them, just like things were going to go so far. *La wearing Satan's suit* • I'm like "Jesse WHY ?" • And I was trying to think about it on Instagram...

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Generalmente, dentro de su grupo que adoraba ir de fiesta en fiesta, Constance era la que prefería mantenerse sobria y cuidar de todos; se comportaba como la madre del grupo pero en el fondo sabía que era a la que pedían favores y ella jamás decía que no. La única vez que cambió de parecer, fue lo que hizo que su vida entera se pusiera patas para arriba. Una discoteca, varios tragos encima por ser su cumpleaños y de un momento a otro, un muchacho que encontraba bastante guapo, trataba de coquetear con ella. No tuvo que luchar demasiado para terminar saliendo de allí, terminando en la parte trasera del auto de él. Tan pasados de alcohol que quedaron dormidos allí. Agradeció los vidrios polarizados cuando se levantó a eso de las seis de la mañana, oliendo a vodka y desnuda junto a un desconocido.
Pasaron unas dos o tres semanas y con éstas, apareció la incertidumbre. Jamás había sufrido un episodio donde su periodo se viera afectado de algún modo, pero el atraso era evidente. Comenzó a saltearse las clases de fotografía y a quedarse en casa, haciendo nada más que maquinar su mente. Fue una de esas tardes que para ponerle un punto definitivo a la situación, aprovechó que estaba sola en su casa y se hizo un test. Esa fue la bisagra. Dio positivo.
Sólo ella sabía la noticia y no iba a compartirlo con nadie hasta saber de qué manera convenía manejar el asunto. ¿Cómo reaccionarían los demás de saber que ni siquiera recordaba el nombre del muchacho? Trató de continuar con sus cosas, pero hasta eso resultó perjudicial, de algún modo. Fue en medio de un estacionamiento, que lo volvió a ver. "Mierda" se dijo a sí misma, por lo bajo. Las probabilidades eran tan bajas, que creía que eso se trataba de algún tipo de castigo divino; trató de cambiar de dirección, pero en el proceso, su mirada y la ajena, conectaron. @tinytxnks
YES more Julian Dahl references please @saranors2
lil rant
so i know im a teenager still(im 18) but i cant watch these teenag-y angsty tv series with a straight face (like "famous in love") bcs i watch these characters and my thoughts are like: "ohhh another kiss?how un-EXPECTED!!" "oooh girls jealous of girls cuz thats not cliche and antifeministic AT ALL!" "ooooh love triangle or 'square' or smth?!" "ooooh you lying to your best friend?! woooow !! "a protagonist hiding secrets from their family/friends/lovers?! cuz that will end splendidly!!". all im seeing are cliches and stupid teenagers and NOW I SEE how fucking stupid it is and what difference a short but honest conv between characters would make and what is being RESPONSIBLE and caring and mature actually is!! like 99% of these problems could go away if ppl would act mature with care honesty and respect to each other.. i dont say we all make mistakes but this is just fucking stuuupid