@existence-is-useless
The alien stood with his fam.  “My name is Gam.  Our town has flooded, we need a dam.”
“What caused this flood?” Cam said to Gam.
“A giant with a battering ram.”
Said Cam, “That doesn’t sound natural, it is a sham.”
“We still should help,” said Lam to Cam.  “Very well, we’ll build your dam.”
A bow from Gam.  “Very glad, I am.”
Then Sam and Lam and Gam and Cam went down the hill to build the dam.  The sticks went clack, the tools went slam.  “Sam, oh Sam, please pass the jam.”
Sam reached over Cam and passed the jam.  Lam used the jam to seal the dam.Â
“All finished now,” she said to Cam and closed the jar with a mighty bam.  “Now what’s for lunch?”
“Well, we’ve got ham!”
“Damn!”
