DP x DC Prompt ā Speeding Ticket
The Watchtower was calm. Peaceful. Productive, even.
Until, of course, it wasnāt.
A bright green portal tore open in the middle of the meeting room like someone had just punched a hole in reality (which, technically, they had).
Every League member froze.
Wonder Womanās lasso was in hand.
Superman tensed, eyes glowing.
Green Lantern was already halfway through forming a construct.
The stranger was⦠floating. Half-transparent. White hair, black suit, glowing eyes. Eldritch energy hummed off him in waves. He looked like a ghost who had taken one too many god-tier promotions.
For a moment, the room was silent.
Then Flash, who had been quietly sipping a smoothie in the corner, groaned.
āOh, shit. Not again.ā
āYou know him?ā Batman asked, voice sharp.
Flash pinched the bridge of his nose. āYeah. Unfortunately.ā
The ghost blinked, spotted him instantly, and shot across the room like a bullet. In less than a second, a glowing stack of spectral paperwork was shoved against Barryās chest.
āYou canāt run forever, Mr. Allen.ā the ghost said flatly, voice echoing with cosmic exhaustion. āYouāre three multiverses behind on your dimension speeding tickets.ā
Barry looked down at the paperwork. āYou⦠you fine people for time travel?ā
āI fine you for time travel,ā Danny corrected, dead serious. āAnd for the love of the Ancients, stop littering in the timeline. I know itās not technically illegal, but cleaning up your paradox crumbs is so annoying.ā
Superman: āā¦Paradox crumbs?ā
Batman: āHeās been doing what?ā
Wonder Woman: āIām sorryāspeeding tickets?ā
Danny sighed, flipping through his clipboard. āYouāve got seventeen temporal disturbances, two unauthorized loopbacks, andāoh myādid you really outrun a fixed point in time? Who does that?ā
Flash: āOkay, in my defenseāā
Danny: āNo. No defenses. You have a payment plan. You think I like chasing you through history? Do you know how awkward it is explaining to the Ancients why I keep bursting into the Renaissance screaming your name?ā
Aquaman, quietly to Batman: āI thought you were the weird magnet.ā
Batman, glaring: āDonāt.ā