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ideologically i dont agree with cops but they kinda went off with these ones
i wanna marry bill hader so bad please bill let me be your second wife
My brain when I take one (1) day off from writing even though I do this for free and literally nobody is pressuring me
Hastily made, late Hader Valentine's because my concentration is garbage. All my gratitude to @martymcdie88mph, Bill, and Conan on this lover's day.
I hope everyone is doing well❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
So I figured out how to gif. To no one's surprise, I immediately converted every single second of Captain Seth Dozerman. Here's a few of my favs.
Whole ass mood, babydoll
That desk move....🥵
Look how adoraBill 😍

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My psychiatrist: And I'm concerned about how much time you spend alone. I know socializing is very distressing for you, but I think we should try to come up with ways you can get out more.
Me:
[Image Description: Gif of Bill Hader as Captain Seth Dozerman from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in uniform with a yellow caption reading, "And I'm not interested. I have no use for people."
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As some know, I'm irrationally hot for Dozerman (despite obviously not being down with police as a queer and trans person. But screamy Bill just...🥵) and I spent an inordinate amount of time looking up the medals on his badge...
Two for efficiency 😂 As the lovely @martymcdie88mph pointed out, they really missed an opportunity by not giving him a third.
Ongoing Fic: Efficient Deductions (Explicit)
Fandoms: Bill Hader, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Sherlock BBC
Relationship: Seth Dozerman/Sherlock Holmes
Summary: After a serial killer eludes Holmes in London following a spree of copycat murders modeled after the Zodiac, Sherlock is devastated. But when his signature pops up in Brooklyn, NY, of all places, this time recreating the horrors of Jack the Ripper, Sherlock can't wait to get a second chance to catch his prey. That is, until he encounters the screaming and stubborn Captain Seth Dozerman, the two detectives butting heads until they recognize one another's utility and surrender to a mutual attraction.
Chapter five added!
Requested by @sicala89
Efficient Deductions-DRHPaints on AO3-Link to collected works in bio!
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