#downeysworth

Thor: well it's my time to shine

Tom: where?

Chris: over there

Tom: oh I see him. Let's go say hi. I missed my baby

Chris: oooooooour baby

Tom: yeah sure whatever

RDJ: ahhhh shit

Mark: what's up?

RDJ: my favorite duo is heading this way. Save me

Mark: science Bros? All I see is 1 small man and 2 giant men. You're on your own

Chris: you miss us?

RDJ: nope

Tom: not even a little?

RDJ: nope

-Later on that day-

RDJ: why are they so god damn tall

Love is painful although love is painful.

Repeating like a fool. That’s what I always do.

But pain is beautiful. It’s same as you.

Hope turns into disappointment. Wish turns into despair.

As love deepened, pain deepened more

Illusion or expectation that this time, it’ll be different, uh.

*Everyone comes rushing in*

Evans: what's wrong?

RDJ: *tryna catch his breath* I. Saw. A. Cat. *A couple of inhales and exhales later* I saw a cat stuck in the tree and I need help to get it down

Stan: did you try a ladder?

RDJ: there was none.

Holland: well can one of the tall guys *turns to find Hiddleston, Hemsworth and Cumberbatch come running in fighting over a cat* never mind

RDJ: *smiles as Hiddleston hands over the cat. Starts petting it* you are adorable

*Hiddleston grins that he was the one that made RDJ smile while Hemsworth and Cumberbatch pout*

*RDJ kisses Hiddleston on the cheek which causes Hemsworth and Cumberbatch to start complaining that they helped as well. RDJ kisses their cheeks as well which puts a smile on their faces*

RDJ: thanks for the help. I'm gonna feed this one *Leaves the room. Tom, Ben & Chris watch him leave.*

Pratt: *walks up to the 3 lovesick boys and pats them in the back* oh boy....you guys are so whipped.

Hiddleston: no we're not

Hemsworth: definitely not

Cumberbatch: who came up with that crazy idea?

*a far away shouting sound can be heard*

RDJ: HELP! SOS!

Hiddleston/Hemsworth/Cumberbatch: COMING! *fumbling over each other trying to get to RDJ the fastest*

Mackie: totally whipped *highfives Renner*

RDJ: *in the middle of rehearsing his lines when he has to stop because he sees a cat stuck in the tree* come here kitty come here *he tries to call the cat but it meows and stays put* I'll come to save you kitty cat *climbs the tree* hold on kitty

Hiddleston: what on Earth are you doing?

RDJ: saving this cat *gets on the branch that the cat is on* ha! Made it

Hemsworth: be careful up there. Don't fall

RDJ: I won't fall *moves closer to the cat* oh please this climbing thing is easy. I feel like I have become an expert *reaches out slowly towards the cat*

Cumberbatch: *walks over* Tony come here

*Just as soon as RDJ gets close to grabbing the cat, the cat jumps out of the tree and into Cumberbatch's arms. The shock causes RDJ to slip off the branch, landing in Hemsworth's arms*

RDJ: thanks big guy

Cumberbatch: whoops I didn't see you up there

RDJ: bull shit

*RDJ and Cumberbatch bicker back and forth while Hemsworth looks on in amusement*

Benedict tolbatch towers over RDsmol so he doesn't get sunburnt.

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Tol Hiddleston lifts RDshortround so he can get the kitten out of the tree.

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Tol Bettany grabs the bag of cookies RDnotsotol wants from the top shelf.

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Chris Giantsworth picks RDgettingsometonight up and fucks him against the wall.

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Friend: in other words you wanna see RDJ wearing one of Hemsworth's shirts?

Me: bitch why you gotta out me like that

Friend: bitch tell me that ain't no lie

Me: ....but can you imagine how cute that would be

Friend: thought so