Is just to love

And be loved in return

RDJ: why is he so tall?

RDJ: if I kick his knees in, maybe I can be taller than him

Tom: where?

Chris: over there

Tom: oh I see him. Let's go say hi. I missed my baby

Chris: oooooooour baby

Tom: yeah sure whatever

RDJ: ahhhh shit

Mark: what's up?

RDJ: my favorite duo is heading this way. Save me

Mark: science Bros? All I see is 1 small man and 2 giant men. You're on your own

Chris: you miss us?

RDJ: nope

Tom: not even a little?

RDJ: nope

-Later on that day-

RDJ: why are they so god damn tall

Hiddleston: come here baby. I want some cuddles.

RDJ: *even though he is slightly embarrassed, he still goes to hug him*

Interviewer: your boyfriend is a sweety

Hemsworth: I know. He's adorable

RDJ: *embarrassed* thank you

Bettany: look at my cute man

RDJ: *crosses his arms in embarrassment* stahp it

RDJ: ok listen can you not embarrass me tonight?

Cumberbatch: oh please. I can yell out 'i fucked Robert Downey Jr up the arse last night and it felt wonderful' and no one would care

RDJ:.....

Stan: *screaming into a megaphone* I FUCKED ROBERT DOWNEY JR UP THE ASS LAST NIGHT AND IT FELT absofuckenlutely WONDERFUL

Renner: *pushes RDJ towards Tom* I said kiss!

Hemsworth: *kisses the top of RDJ's head* I like your height. It means I can do this *backhugs RDJ and rests his head on top of the small blushing man's one*

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RDJ: *watches himself on the monitor to make sure he got the scene perfect* I don't like my butt *pouts*

Cumberbatch: why? It's gorgeous *starts groping it causing RDJ to blush* I'd like to see it more often

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RDJ: *takes his glasses off and takes a picture to post on Twitter* annnnd done *takes a look at the photo and pouts* I don't like my eyes *closes his eyes and takes a breath*

Hiddleston: awwww Bambi don't talk about your pretty eyes like that *kisses each eyelid followed with a boop to the nose* they are as cute as the rest of your gorgeous face *places another kiss on the blushing man's forehead*

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RDJ: *poking his abs* I need bigger abs. Need to work out more *pouts*

Evans: *places a kiss on RDJ's belly* no you don't. You are perfect just the way you are *places another kiss on the now blushing man's belly* and we wouldn't want it any other way

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RDJ: *brushing back his longer hair that he had to grow out for new Sherlock Holmes movie* how can I have it like this for the avengers press conference. I look like a girl

Stan: *fluffs up RDJ's hair messing up the work RDJ had put in* no it doesn't. Men can have long hair just like women can have short hair. You look sexy like that *kisses the blushing man's cheek*

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RDJ: BUT SUSAN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIS WEEK THEY HAVE BEEN DOING IT. I HAVE LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY TIMES THEY HAVE KISSED ME. ITS LIKE I JUST WALKED ON SET OF THE BACHELOR. I LOOK LIKE A DAMN TOMATO BY THE END OF THE DAY

Susan: it's okay honey. They just think you're cute

*Everyone comes rushing in*

Evans: what's wrong?

RDJ: *tryna catch his breath* I. Saw. A. Cat. *A couple of inhales and exhales later* I saw a cat stuck in the tree and I need help to get it down

Stan: did you try a ladder?

RDJ: there was none.

Holland: well can one of the tall guys *turns to find Hiddleston, Hemsworth and Cumberbatch come running in fighting over a cat* never mind

RDJ: *smiles as Hiddleston hands over the cat. Starts petting it* you are adorable

*Hiddleston grins that he was the one that made RDJ smile while Hemsworth and Cumberbatch pout*

*RDJ kisses Hiddleston on the cheek which causes Hemsworth and Cumberbatch to start complaining that they helped as well. RDJ kisses their cheeks as well which puts a smile on their faces*

RDJ: thanks for the help. I'm gonna feed this one *Leaves the room. Tom, Ben & Chris watch him leave.*

Pratt: *walks up to the 3 lovesick boys and pats them in the back* oh boy....you guys are so whipped.

Hiddleston: no we're not

Hemsworth: definitely not

Cumberbatch: who came up with that crazy idea?

*a far away shouting sound can be heard*

RDJ: HELP! SOS!

Hiddleston/Hemsworth/Cumberbatch: COMING! *fumbling over each other trying to get to RDJ the fastest*

Mackie: totally whipped *highfives Renner*

RDJ: *in the middle of rehearsing his lines when he has to stop because he sees a cat stuck in the tree* come here kitty come here *he tries to call the cat but it meows and stays put* I'll come to save you kitty cat *climbs the tree* hold on kitty

Hiddleston: what on Earth are you doing?

RDJ: saving this cat *gets on the branch that the cat is on* ha! Made it

Hemsworth: be careful up there. Don't fall

RDJ: I won't fall *moves closer to the cat* oh please this climbing thing is easy. I feel like I have become an expert *reaches out slowly towards the cat*

Cumberbatch: *walks over* Tony come here

*Just as soon as RDJ gets close to grabbing the cat, the cat jumps out of the tree and into Cumberbatch's arms. The shock causes RDJ to slip off the branch, landing in Hemsworth's arms*

RDJ: thanks big guy

Cumberbatch: whoops I didn't see you up there

RDJ: bull shit

*RDJ and Cumberbatch bicker back and forth while Hemsworth looks on in amusement*