#downbettany

Hiddleston: come here baby. I want some cuddles.

RDJ: *even though he is slightly embarrassed, he still goes to hug him*

Interviewer: your boyfriend is a sweety

Hemsworth: I know. He's adorable

RDJ: *embarrassed* thank you

Bettany: look at my cute man

RDJ: *crosses his arms in embarrassment* stahp it

RDJ: ok listen can you not embarrass me tonight?

Cumberbatch: oh please. I can yell out 'i fucked Robert Downey Jr up the arse last night and it felt wonderful' and no one would care

RDJ:.....

Stan: *screaming into a megaphone* I FUCKED ROBERT DOWNEY JR UP THE ASS LAST NIGHT AND IT FELT absofuckenlutely WONDERFUL