I'm like the opposite of a patriotic person — I think patriotism is usually a negative and detrimental thing, honestly, and I take zero pride in my home country. But you know how, when an important person in a country (like a former/current leader) dies, we fly our flags at half-mast out of respect/mourning?
When Dumbshit Jackoff Trump dies, we need to make it clear that we have ZERO respect for the dead. Let the world know that they have contributed nothing positive, ever, and their death is only a day of celebration. No mourning; only revelry.
Ergo, I think America should go as far in the opposite direction as possible. We should fly our flags at DOUBLE mast.
Attach one flagpole to the top of another flagpole.
Put the flag at the very highest level of the upper flagpole.
Maybe add a nice finial of a hand flipping him off to the tippy-top part for good measure?
DJT-Passing Celebratory Flag Display: Artist's Rendering
