#double bow

Christmas thoughts have started to pop up in my mind. Check out my hand tied tree topper bows on etsy!

1. Scorpia

DT: *sees a giant buffbian*

DT: Can I romance this one? Can I touch her massive bicep and claw? Please? I am going to pretend to be her and make her suave and sexy and kinda pitch her voice a lil lower and maybe give her a lil confident sass because WOW

Scorpia: *applauds them, is a charming dumbass*

DT: CAN I ROMANCE THIS ONE? CAN I TOUCH HER MASSIVE BICEP AND CLAW??? P L E A S E??!?!?!?!?!

2. Mermista

They’re both DRAMATIC and PETTY and KINDA MEAN. Mermista would be something of the straight man to DT’s quips and jokes, and they could both revel in chaos and destruction together. We revisit my Mermista-Catra-DT mean girls AU.

3. Entrapta

Chaotic Neutral x Chaotic Neutral is.... SO good you guys listen I LOVE CN x CN ships. I do think DT was genuinely interested in meeting Entrapta AND genuinely let down when they didn’t get the chance to. An individual with a flair for the dramatic could use someone to rig some explosions for them, from time to time, and I AM married to the hc that they love the sound of their own voice, so with Entrapta as a demonstrably good listener I think that’d work well. Plus, they’d totally enable each other’s chaotic tendencies.

4. Bow, and I CANNOT find the fic that inspired this ship (ao3′s tagging system is pristine so I’m inclined to fear that the author took it down)

But basically the gist of it is that DT’s reaction to other’s problems is

And Bow’s is

and the idea of shipping a hypo-empathetic character with a hyper-empathetic character is.... tasty. Bow would continuously try to convince DT to become a better person, to learn the lessons of love and camaraderie, to improve, while DT would be relentless in their attempts to corrupt Bow and seduce him to the dark side. Which side shall win? And will they make out about it (the answer is yes)?

5. Horde Prime and the whole entire reason is this comic

https://niuniente.tumblr.com/post/190356877283/my-outtake-to-cruciferousjex-famous-fic-the

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