#dorm heroes

We came across a Reddit thread that caught our attention and figured we should inject your lives with some dishonesty. What's life without a little slightly unethical behavior to get ahead? Or at least getting into the movies for $2 less. This list would make The Joker blush.

Before we dive in, we must warn that some of these are hacks are borderline illegal so proceed with extreme caution as you jump into the seedy underbelly of bending the rules. These hacks should be regarded as purely informational and are for entertainment purposes only. Not actual suggestions. Don't do them. Seriously. Crime doesn't pay. What would your mom say at you being an unethical crook roaming the streets? Just saying.

When purchasing tickets from one of the big chain movie theaters, "accidentally" buy the child's ticket from the electronic ticket kiosk. From experience, most of the workers that take tickets don't care and rarely pay attention to anything other than title of the movie and what theater you're going to. As an added layer of insidious behavior, divert their attention by announcing which screen and movie you're seeing as you hand over the ticket(s), and ask them where the bathroom is after they point you to your screen. You sly devil.

You're on a flight or taking a long bus trip and end up having a Wrestlemania match over the armrest. Cough into your arm and put it right back. Might even get more room than you bargained for.

Can you make an appointment online with your local DMV? Here's a hack so can register your evil mobile! "Make an appointment for the DMV for two weeks from today online (or whenever its available). Save the confirmation page as PDF or HTML or JPG. Modify the date to today's date and the time to right now with Photoshop or edit the HTML with a text editor. Walk into the DMV past all the tortured and miserable souls waiting for hours directly to the appointment line. Get served in under 5 minutes."

Wedding bells ringing soon? Don't let the vendor hear them. Never tell vendors that you're hiring them for a wedding. Tell them it's for an event or family reunion. The price difference is tremendous.

Hungry? On the way to work? Stop at your local three star or above hotel between 6 AM - 8 AM and enjoy a free continental breakfast from virtually any hotel you walk into. It helps if it's busy and you have a copy of the morning paper in hand.

Hey you thief! Ever noticed how most computers in government agencies, colleges, or schools have Windows XP on them? If you see a relatively new computer running XP, check the side of it for the licence sticker. It will probably have a perfectly valid windows 7/8 pro license key that hasn't been used. Government waste at its finest.

For all the clumsy people: "Using Clorox or any bleach will turn the red/pink liquid detection dot on electronic devices back to white so they replace them under warranty."

Pssssssh. If you want to download movies, music or software just google them and read the DMCA complaint's on the bottom of the search results. All the copyrighted material is conveniently listed there with where you can get them.

There you have it! Take these slightly unethical life hacks and use them for your application with the Legion of Doom. Before doing so, take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror as you begin your travel down the road of depravity and generally nefarious behavior.

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