pregnant mr james absolutely refusing to buy maternity clothes (because he's cheap) and everyone pretending to be surprised when james inevitably complains and is extra miserable that he cant fit into anything.
dorian buys him maternity clothes and james doesn't know whether to be happy that he has clothes that fit now or mad that dorian bought something (and therefore wasted their money) so he cries on the floor for at least 45 minutes, leaving dorian to wonder why he even agreed to james's request for them to have a kid so james could have a dependent and therefore pay less taxes


















