#dooorks

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

Bradley cries when someone dies tragically, but Franky just keeps a perfect blank face while patting his head.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

Bradley of course. Not just ugly sweaters, but reindeer hats and ugly light up santa caps. 

Sometimes, he convinces Franky to wear a matching one, too.

-who pays for the meals

Franky, because he's a gentleman xP But they do usually share the bill.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

Bradley slams the oven door and Franky plays the trombone. 

-who brings home stray animals

It depends! I'm sure Bradley finds the more domesticated ones, like stray kittens or puppies and carries them home until they find the owner or a pet shelter. While Franky might come home one day and have a falcon with a broken wing nestled in his jacket.

-who leaves the bathroom door open

Bradley definitely wouldnt, but since he teleported into Franky's bathroom once and Franky didnt care that he was completely bare, I think maybe he would ? But not all the time, probably when he forgets it or doesnt want to bother.

-who tells the 'dad jokes'

Bradley. 

-who wants kids more

They both are okay with having kids - or not having them.

-who travels more

They travel together. 

But in theory, I think Franky would be more of a traveler. Bradley likes staying at home. 

-who spends more cash

Bradley - on ridiculous things and of course - caramel.

Idk Franky might buy a lot of flowers/seeds or books, but they’re usually not that expensive?

-who buys the things in infomercials

Franky falls for them every time. 

Bradley has to tell him that most of them are cheap junk or a money con and makes him hang up the phone.

-who draws in the dust on their cars

Bradley stop drawing dicks ffs

-who starts the snowball fights

Usually Bradley, but that doesnt mean Franky wont shove snow down his jacket if he sees an opportunity*

*usually an opportunity to have fun in the snow and then cuddle up by a fireplace later

-who throws away the directions to things

Bradley used to, but Franky really needs the directions to more modern devices and he saves every booklet. They probably have a shoe box full of them. Or two.

-who puts up holiday decor

They both take an evening off to put up lovely lights and decorations in their windows or on their lawn.

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

Bradley most likely. Franky has his strict schedule which is probably a life saver.

-who gets more obsessed about things

Bradley. 

-who sings in the shower more often