Stuff from the bird website. One day I’ll get tired of putting him through hell but UH. GIVEN HIS ORIGINS... UNLIKELY.

1,2 -- SummoningAU!Lukes dealing with the troublesome side effects of bein’ a cheeky malevolent force’s chew toy.

3, 4 -- TBH same thing but with Lucifer!Lukes because HAIR WINGS. (TIGGY COME ON SOME CLIPPERS WOULD HAVE WORKED JUST AS WELL.)

5 -- “some days I think I’m getting over these two but then” // 6 -- well, no wonder, you look like stepped-in gum for god’s sake.

trash, rubbish, garbage, ref u s e sg d gh  aghdgsadgsa

(a break between ask prompt fills)

me thinkin bout hypothetical scenarios

where luke isnt actually The Real Lucifer and is forced to confront the fact that he’s a fake and a fucking liar upon seeing th’AFOREMENTIONED REAL ONE, and how that would just break his awful little mind