#doodlememe

"Road money? I didn't find no road money. You were prolly imagining it, so let's just forget this question happened yeah? Yeah? Never happened. I did not take the road money. I did not shoplift the coke instead of spending my road money. I am not going to be stuffing it in my mattress later, to go with all of the road money I DEFINITELY didn't take. I don't need to report it to the cops, because it does not exist."

OC Outfit Doodle Asks

Every few months, on another site, I open up requests for sketches of rpg characters from people I’ve gamed with. Reposting some of my favorites now.

"I don't actually go to bars- alcohol is bad for my stomach. But if you're asking about my COFFEE order- That's easy. It depends on the store you go to. Uptown has a lot of those artisan bullshit stores- You know, the ones the ones that usually have the hipsters in them-- where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, so there's this one store where they distill the coffee through lab equipment--it's weird but somehow works. Anyway, you want to get regular black coffee there. They make it to pure perfection. You see GOD drinking that coffee. Might go blind as he selects you to be his number one prophet. Whatever. The coffee is damn good." "Where was I? Oh yeah. Depends on the store. You got the good shit, like that, then you have Funkin' Donuts. Trash tier. You may as well drink toilet water- but it hits like a truck with caffeine. So take it like you take vodka at a frat party rager and slam that shit down so you don't have to taste the pure, unadulterated bullshit of what they shat in that cup. You don't drink it for the experience. You drink it for the CAFFEINE."

"So that's how I like my coffee"

@experimental-failures