#guizan

"I don't actually go to bars- alcohol is bad for my stomach. But if you're asking about my COFFEE order- That's easy. It depends on the store you go to. Uptown has a lot of those artisan bullshit stores- You know, the ones the ones that usually have the hipsters in them-- where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, so there's this one store where they distill the coffee through lab equipment--it's weird but somehow works. Anyway, you want to get regular black coffee there. They make it to pure perfection. You see GOD drinking that coffee. Might go blind as he selects you to be his number one prophet. Whatever. The coffee is damn good." "Where was I? Oh yeah. Depends on the store. You got the good shit, like that, then you have Funkin' Donuts. Trash tier. You may as well drink toilet water- but it hits like a truck with caffeine. So take it like you take vodka at a frat party rager and slam that shit down so you don't have to taste the pure, unadulterated bullshit of what they shat in that cup. You don't drink it for the experience. You drink it for the CAFFEINE."

"So that's how I like my coffee"

YA GET GUIZAN CAUSE I HAVE BRAINROT RN

💫She is very adept at dealing with rainbow drinkers, but never kills them. Normally just knocks them out and scuttles away before they can bite her

💫Her boss begs her to wear skirts more, and every time he does she adds another 2 weeks until she'll wear a skirt. She's been wearing pants for over 50 sweeps while working under him

-What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded?

Fun fact all my names have some dumb symbolism meaning, even if its something really stupid- in Guizan's case it originally game from me swapping the sounds for Sanguine (ZANGUIne) If that makes sense. She was originally a merchant, so it was supposed to symbolize her personality. It still does, but in different ways.

-Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)?

i TOTALLY don't have AAAAAAAAAAAANY mutants, so I'm just gonna give you some fun guizan facts

💫She really likes braiding, so her hairstyles usually have fancy little braids in them. One of her stims is just her braiding random string

💫She is actually incredibly weak and shy to flirting from trolls she considers pretty/handsome- she will always have a 3 foot radius away from them, despite having no trouble touching anyone else.

💫Guizan is the master of masking- if she is deep in her persona, she can control her face and reactions to a frightening degree

💫sometimes guizan's legs fall asleep and she'll go to stand up and fall out of her chair LOL

💫Guizan aDORES animals- cats? love em. Dogs? wish she had one. HORSES?

god don't get me started on the horses.

ugh

why did it h&ve to be & subjuggul&tor...