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With the advent of the Marvin talk, I am obligated to give my dumb sketches to the audience
I SAW YOUR POST.
But like, I didn't want to put my own addition to it in a reblog because I feared it would be a little weird, so uh, I'm putting it here instead.
You've given us manlet martian, I'm providing a low-effort bonus of the lovesick traitor.
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A shout-out to @doodleferp and her adorable Hellsing OC and super cute comic.
They’re playing Call of Duty: World War II. Cosmo doesn’t understand the Zombies section (much like myself).
Hello, Baby Blue! Hope this day finds you well!
Baby Blue?
The blue radio demon juggled the thoughts of appearing like a baby versus the idea of the light blue hue that ❛ Baby Blue ❜ was named after. He hoped they were referring to the latter because Alastor didn’t want to huff about his many years of existence.
❝Hello to you too. We shall see about how the day unfolds, but I wish for yours to be bright.❞
Not sorry but your cultists need to see this
I am the best dad, of course. ✨️
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What if sloth babies were notorious for being born past their due date because they fell asleep and forgot when they decided to be born
[I'll do ya one better-]
Sloth demon babies are not only notorious for taking longer than other pregnancies- They're known for appearing like they're stillborn.
No one would blame you if you were to look at your recently born baby, who has yet to make a peep or move a muscle, and started sobbing immediately.
The doctors rush over to your side and try to explain what's actually happening, but you're not having it, crying and twisting in agony- Until one of them comes over with your child and places your hand on their tiny chest. You feel it rise and fall softly, craning your head to hear a quiet heartbeat.
... They're sleeping.
I was reading the new Cero divorce arc and had a flashback to Treehouse of Horror of all things. Basically, this one sketch involves Homer selling his soul to The Devil for a donut, but when The Devil tries to take it he finds that the contract is null and void. It turns out that Homer fucked up his wedding so bad that he ended up in the ER and signed his soul away to Marge to apologize for his dumbassery.
My question is, how would Cero throw his astronomical bitch fit when he finds out that his obsession has willingly signed their soul away to someone they’re already close to? Be it a friend, lover or relative, I really don’t care. I just wanna make him mad
Said person will be very gently and calmly advised to sign the rights to your soul over to Cero.
It was all a silly little mistake.
They know better than to ignore him.
" What kind of idiot are you to be handing your soul over to others?! " He asks, devoid of any self-awareness.
You can’t convince me that rock climbing instructor Breg wouldn’t have a separate class for adults where he’d shamelessly ogle the participants. The good-natured humans just assume that his staring stems from a desire to make sure they don’t fal and break their necks
In Breg's mind, if he ogled the adult participants that would already be cheating on you. He'd feel extremely guilty and question his worth as a mate.
If you choose to participate however, totally diffrent story.
