Living With Urination Addiction
You never think it's going to happen to you, you think you've got the vices in your life well in hand. You're the master of your own destiny and nothing could ever force you under the crippling scourge of addiction. Then one day you find yourself standing over a toilet and you think to yourself, "My God, this is the third leak I've taken today. This isn't fun anymore, this is a problem."
Urination Addiction is a disease more than 99% of Americans endure, yet we refuse to talk about it. We instead live in denial, justifying our piss-soaked lifestyles and acting like that vicious yellow demon doesn't have our souls enslaved. It starts with a casual disappearance behind a tree or a shed where a quick leak provides instant euphoria. Before long you find yourself in a seedy bar bathroom with 7 other guys you don't even know.
I've embarrassed myself with my addictive behavior more times than I'd care to count. I've excused myself from social situations with some made-up excuse like "I need to go tie my shoes" or "time to go pet your dog in the bathroom." I've made loved ones stop their cars at gas stations, I've ducked out of award-winning movies, hell I've even relieved myself on airplanes.
This is my public admission of my problem and my apology to those my behavior has hurt. Thanks to experimental Catheter Therapy I can proudly say that as I write this, I am 6 days urination free. The next phase of my healing process is the development of a youth education program. I plan to share my story with America's youth and bring us closer to a future free from the tyranny of pissing.
