#domithanasia

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

“I had planned to make a new life for myself in St. Louis. That was to be my destiny. Now I know I was right. Only it turns out the saint wasn’t a city but a handsome man, with a most agreeable disposition.” THIS WAS ACTUALLY CRAZY??

a devil’s minion is allowed to laugh…whilst a danlou can only chuckle 😔

When he says “I love you” but the vampire Lestat said “This primitive country has picked you clean. It has shackled you in permanent exile. Every room you enter, every hat you are forced to wear—the stern landlord, the deferential businessman, the loyal son! All these roles you conform to, and none of them your true nature! What rage you must feel as you choke on your sorrow. The first time I laid eyes on you—your beautiful face—I saw that sorrow. I did not know how it got there or why it was so voluminous. I can take away that sorrow, Louis. I can give you that death you begged your feeble, blind, degenerate, nonexistent God for. But I can do it joyfully. I can swap this life of shame. Swap it out for a dark gift and a power you can’t begin to imagine. You just have to ask me for it. You just have to nod your beautiful head and say yes. I love you, Louis. You are loved. I send my love to you, and you send it back round to me, and this circle, this home we barely had a glimpse of—know it frightens me as much as it does you. Be my companion, Louis. Be all the beautiful things you are, and be them without apology. For all eternity.

i know that a lot of analog horror is like. kind of bad now because the tropes are being overdone but i will say the most effective work of horror for me is "contingency" by local58. like there just something about the blank month/date/year, the distorted music, and the actual messages being shown which I find so incredibly unsettling...like, "even in defeat we claim victory," "join your neighbors, your family, your god" "this message will repeat until there are none to read it" "infants and pets: the smallest patriots" "the 51st state is not a place" WHAT THE FUCK

on episode three of black sails having carnal thoughts about flint you know how it is

*guy whose only knowledge of gay sex comes from season one episode one of interview with the vampire having gay sex for the first time* so when do we start floating haha