Banana/Barnabaix for the NSFW thingy.
((Iām assuming you mean Cele, I mean I could do it for Bex but itād be boring. You know what? Iāll do it for both. HA!))
How interested they are in having sex with them:Ā
Cele: Very. Cele likes sex. Even if there was nothing else between then and theyād never talked Cele would still climb that like a tree.Ā
Bex: Heās not met him but he thinks Elezen are kinda strange.Ā
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:Ā
Cele: Paying for sex is too much of a bash to his ego. He wouldnāt pay.
Bex:Ā āAre you kidding? Have you -seen- my boyfriend? Screw paying.
If they would rather bottom or top them:
Cele: Celeās a total size queen. He would bottom the hell out of that.
Bex: *rolls eyes* Top. But I wouldnāt do him in the first place.
How good they think they would be:
Cele: He thinks heās probably a bit inexperienced given hisā¦AFFLICTION. Though that wonāt bother him cause itās more of an excuse to practice.
Bex:āI donāt even know. Elezen are weird and noodly. I imagine they get caught up in knots and have to be rushed off to the healers.
If theyād prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:
Cele: Cele likes desks. In libraries. Just saying.
If theyād fuck, have sex, or make love:Ā
Cele: Oooh tough call. Given heād be able to tell what heās feeling it might be difficult for him to stick to his normalĀ āWeāre just fuckingā routine.
Bex: Weād have a nice cup of coffee together then go our separate ways.
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person theyād pick:
Cele:Ā āJust three? Iād have to pick between Haliāa and Thurius? Gods damn it all. *taps his chin thoughtfully* Okay, Ojene. Hey, gotta love those long legs, right?
Bex:Ā āIf I could have a threesome it wouldnāt involve that guy.
If they think thereās ever a possibility that it would happen:
Cele: I certainly hope so.
mentions @pudgypuk and @diskwrite-ffxiv for lols