#doing donuts

Me: *walks outside to find one of the mechanics, finds Work Children 2 and 3 watching Work Child 1 pop wheelies and do donuts in the skidster in the back lot*

Me: Well, this is going on the internet.

Work Child 2: Oh, that’s not...This isn’t what it looks like?

Me: I didn’t say I was going to report you, I’m just going to tell tumblr about it.

Work Child 3: Oh, my girlfriend loves that website.

Work Child 2: As long as my name isn’t attached to it, I guess I don’t care?

Me: Oh, of course not. Any time I tell stories about you online I just call you my work children, one two and three.

Work Child 2: Wait, which one am I?

Me: You’re Work Child Two because you were hired second. He’s Three, and that one *gestures at the wheelie that is currently being popped* is One.

Two: I don’t like that nickname, I want something cooler.

This was a favorite past-time .. lunch break, fresh snow and vacant parking-lots. We dubbed this Car Sledding. We all at one time dreamed of being professional rally racers ..

Enjoy。