#dogs.

Help, I've been trapped

DOGGO 

Dog

aight this entire story is sad

HE SAID THE S WORD

wha-- this is khun? why he’s disguised?

omg the fish chan

wow

bam’s like “brooo stooop i could have dropped my CROISSANT”

snek 

me fix

well have you?

yet again, i’m just saying; objectively, bam’s tits could cut diamonds

“-- that’s just rude man-”

“Well aren’t you technically trying to kill me-”

“Yeah but you started-”

“Yeah but I’m a snek--”

“What??”

“Am a snek--”

“What the fuck was that supposed to mean??”

Someone joins “Woow, hold on you can’t do that, he’s a snek”

“What??????????”

Today is just really not bam’s day

also bam only meant that he’s just tired :(

“Bam how the fuck your hair are sometimes long, sometimes short??”

“It’s not me, it’s my shampoo~”

“What-”

“With the addition of aloes, new shampoo from lo’rereal parris...!”

“STOP THE FUCKING COMMERCIAL”

Snek guy: so can we join

Bam: sure *checks recipes how to cook a snake*

damn he’s dyin

*slaps my face* what’s with this furry gathering

tsundere karaka tsundere karaka

don’t trust the snek

what (no i get it because he’s a fucking snake and she’s a wolf but what. this isn’t “what (questionary), this is what (dissappointed)

what the fuck am i looking at.

what am i looking at part 2.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS KIND OF BOSS?? HE’SA DOG

“g’mornin bitchcakes”

bam: my plot armour would like to argue

PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF

I LOVE HIM SM

OH MY GOD HE’S SO CUTE??

OOF MY BBY

WHAT ARE YOU, BALLERINA??

man siu is gettin fUNKY with his style, i love it

also as an artist myself, i can assure you siu was thirsty for these calves. (because that’s not how you properly draw legs in jeans, the curves and shapes shouldn’t be that visible, but often we get thirsty so we just ehe... it’s a common “mistake” in artist community but we all universally agreed to turn blind eye on)

   “You’ll what--”

“Meditate.”

“Why-”

“Look man it’s been a fuckin hard day to me today ok”

i’m just gonna ignore the design

did he really just went “w o w “ ??

also later he talks like such a madman bruh

bro he literally went “bruh.”

bam: man today’s just really not my day

WHY ARE YOU SO CHILL ABOUT IT ???

You know i wasn’t completely joking when i said he’s unhinged but it gets more real and real

BAM?? IM NOT SUPRISED HE DID IT IM SUPRISED HOW BOLD HE IS ??

You know i wasn’t completely joking when i said he’s unhinged but it gets more real and real x2

dOG KID: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT OKAY.

he’s just quoting that guy i -

you know at this point i’m actually convinced he is sort of unhinged

also is bam ok

*spits out  tea* b a m

that’s one big ass anime face

and another proof siu loves his femboys

hockney: hehe get it ? sNEAk in ?? eh?? snake?? eh??

snek guy: this is racism

if i hadn’t seen it in spoilers i’d scream

...

also for my boy bam:

Oliver - Bernese Mountain Dog. 6 yo. The quiet, lazy lovebug. He’s in his later life, now, but he’s the perfect companion for walks and simply keeping company while going about farmwork. Patient, and a bit of a lap hog. At his absolute happiest when laying in the sun on a mild day. A legacy dog in the family, being the pup of their former dog, Daisy.

Clementine - German Shepherd. also ~6 yo. every caste / generation in the Cromwell family must have it’s matriarch, and Clem tends to fill that role for the animals. Sweet, loyal, and energetic, she’ll happily greet strangers and give her paw for a shake, but she’s a well-trained type. the moment one of her family is under duress, she’ll quickly turn from friendly to fierce.