"Now, sit!" I commanded. A few seconds passed by and Hachiko only looked at me in confusion. Sighing i gave up and continued on my way to the living room with Hachiko following me in excitement. 'Ive been trying all week to become the pack leader that im supposed to be but nothing seems to be working.' I thought in exasperation as i entered the living room. In the living room Homer is sunbathing by the door to the balcony. 'Well then, one more try...' "Come here, Homer!" I commanded, trying to sound intimidating and leader-like with all my power. Raising his head and looking at my direction, we made eye contact for a few seconds. Now this is looking optimistic! 'This is it! He's going to come this way for sure!' I happily thought to myself. A few moments passed before he slowly resumed his position. "Well damn." I muttered. "Maybe you should try shouting louder next time," My boyfriend said aloud from the kitchen. "Hi hi ha ha." I laughed sarcastically.