#dog why

A little background info first. 1: my boyfriend typically keeps his cash in a crumpled wad in his pocket. 2: our dog will eat anything.

So I’m in the backyard picking up poop like any glamorous dog owner does, and I’m finding the usual lot of socks, pen caps, scraps of paper, ext. in the poo, when I come across a particular pile of shrap that brings me pause. At first glance it seems like more paper but I realized quickly it was in fact a chewed up, digested, and shat out 5 dollar bill. And this bitch is broke. Perpetually. Like the rest of us.

I did not keep the 5 dollar bill. I discarded it with the rest of the poo, but if you don’t think I sat there in the grass stairing at that shit smeared reject of currency for about three and a half minutes then you would be wrong.