#doesn't die

So it seems chapter 2 is probably going to pass the Bechdel test...which is a good thing! It means I'm doing right...sort of!

So, he survived being cut in half and then falling reaaaaaaally far.

Quote from Wiki Maul managed to survive his defeat at the hands of Kenobi. Through his hate and will to live, as well as his hatred against Kenobi, he reached out with the Force and grabbed an air vent. Maul went down the reactor shaft and landed in water

he ended up on some junk planet and somehow got mechanical spider legs (the wiki just says that he "Manifested them"), he also went bat shit cray cray. it was pretty cool. Also his horns got longer, which was also pretty cool.

  His long-lost brother, Savage Opress

Who for some reason had yellow skin found him and brought him to some old witch who fixed his mind some how and also gave him more natural looking machine legs. then he was all "I wanna get revenge on that bitch-ass jedi who took my legs yo!" which was Obi Wan Kenobi. Eventually, Maul got his rematch, which ended in a tie or something.

then a bunch of other stuff happened, Darth Maul ended up fighting Darth Vader, and lost. he kinda died...

Darth Vader also almost died 'cause he had to stab himself with his own light saber in order to stab Maul, but Vader obviously survived. but then some cray cray scientist guy

salvaged Maul's brain and stuck it in this life support machine which was hooked up to a "Solid-state holographic projection system" which would project a solid-ish hologram of Maul anyware in the capitol city of Iridonia. so he was literally just a disembodied hate brain in a jar... so hologram Maul,

Being a "Solid-state hologram" could hit his enemies, but his enemies couldn't hit him back. Luke skywalker ended up stumbling upon him, located his jarred up brain, scared off cray scientist guy and then shut off the life support system, and Brain Maul FINALLY died for realzies this time.